November 13, 1953
TRAFFIC COMMITTEE PATS BACKS, KICKS PANTS
Hats off to the students who park their vehicles on the Student parking LotL
The parking committee commends you for your cooperation with the new - system of
parking on this lot, Correct parking is especially important during this season*
It is unfortunate, though / that after patting your back, we must kick the pan
of few who have been speeding on the campus; a dangerous antic that is taboo here
As well as on state highways. The road leading from the highway has a few blind
curves that are hard enough to navigate without speeding, The speed limit on the
Highacres Campus is 15 miles an hour, and offenders will be fined* DRIVE CAREFUL
AND GRADUATE!
Another item ragarding the parking regulations involves the students that ha
parking permits. If your space is occupied be another car, or snow, you must
park on the student lot.
Cooperate with these rules and your permit will be renewed next semester.
SPECTACULAR VERNACULAR
Are you hep to some of the cool sounds of the jumping jive set? Well if you
aren't after you've read this column you will be slightly acquainted with a few
of the hepstic terms.
A GIBBLEHEAD is a tub who asks stupid questions..
VONSIT is the most bubbly new word in the hepsters lixicon because it's an
all-inclusive catch-all term meaning practically anything you want it to.
Sine& all tubs dig feminity, they have a special reserve glossary to cover
the subject.
ROONEY is a gal, prefaced by normal adjectives, such as "fine 'looney," "round
Roons7 l ac.
Well, enough for the vocabularly at present. There is just one little story
I would like to relate to you,
There were once a few cats who ventured a trip to the moon. On arrival they
surprised to see five moonmen having a jam session. Unaware of the tune biing
played, one cat asked inquisitively, "say man, what's that cool melody you guys
are rehearsing?" One of the moonman stood up and said "How Low The Earth,"
Upon hearing this the cats from the earth jumped in their spare shltip and took off
on a cool orbit.
CONVERSATION.
When Ilona Weltman was asked if she heard the latest gossip around campus,
she replied,"lf its the latest gossip - I started it."
Have you heard that the Ganges River in India has been condemned by health
authorities. They said something about Norm Hall contaminating the water by wash
ing his feet in it when he was there the last time.
We heard that Ray Care is starting an orchestra.. He's goinc, to call !t
"Ray Banana and his bunch - music with ap- o pocr
A question - Does Carolyn Arlotto's boyfriend have to buy an adult ticket
for her when he takes her to the movies?
When Tommy Breslin heard George M. was on the radio he got jealous and
wanted to be on the radio too. Unfortunately his mother told him to get of/ -
He was scratching it,
When Catl Bysura was asked to comment on his Physics Blue Book this corner
was found to censore the statement..
• One of the girls asked Victor Pituch why he never employed a baby-sitter
for his 6 kids, his answer was, (and we quote) 'Then the kids get done peddling
papers on a Saturday night., I make them pick coal."
When Roy Altherholt and Jack Taluskie (ping-pong champions) were defeated
by Jackie Cohn and Betti Iffert in ping-pong, their excuse was that the 7 couldn't
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