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Novombor 6, 1953
STUDENT NEWS CONT.
zoology lab classes dissected ffbgs this week. Tom Zubach wanted to take the
legs home to fry but Mr. Steel quietly informed him that they were soaked in
formaldehyde.• Careful, Zoom Zoom / watch your diet.
The ROVING REPORTER
Hi, gang, this is your roving repotter again ready to give you all the fa
about the goings on around this school of ours.
You're all familiar with the saying, nGentlemen Prefer Blondest , . Well,t
question is , what are the opinions of the Penn State boys on this statement.
After interviewing some of the gentlemen here at the Center, it is difficult
determine what they prefer. ( They are a peculiar bunch if I ever saw one).
Here are some of the retorts I recieved when I asked the question,— " Do you
prefer blondes or brunettes?n
Bobby Valiak- "I prefer blondes...any kind at all.. dirty blondes,strawbe
blondes , etc. ( Now there's a boy with definite ideas)._
Joe Arden - t►lt doesn't matter / I have a cocker spaniel/
Larry Yannes- Mom do I prefer? Women, preferably blondes and redheads
they have such fierey tempers. "
Jerry Root "Brunetts, blondes usually die their hair."
Pete Zablocki "Blondes, when their goodlokking,li
Bob Henney " I like brunettesU ( They say opposites attract
Buddy Robinson - "The color of her hair doesnit matter, just as
P.S. If you will notice, the majority of those interviewed didn't even b
to answer the question.' Next week the feminine ideas will be expressed.
Bye now, be back next week with some very interesting facts.
Betty Spook, in charge of sales
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Miss Spock also announces that November 13 is
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"Anything but redheads/ " ( HO HO, that's playing it safe, no
redhaads at the Center tiis semester,)
nI prefer Marilyn Monroe". ( Funny, I don't remember
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