OctobL,r 23 , 1953 Itve wondered Ivyw many people kngu-ac kr3n-o two artists (??) here at the center s I found out the other day when I happened t walk in a room and found Margie. Brehm and Jackie Cohn .I.,ginoaving their artistic ability n Seems as though Margie was a bit disappointed :,11. - ugh ? for what was originally to be a poodle dog turned out to be a ---------, Suppose we let Margie tell the res. - t o It seems as if some of sophomores arc really getting rapped up in. their Lit assignments. Now they've given Earl Dittbrehner the title .a Earl of Ditten brenner.a Well 'Jr, Dittbrohner it hardly over occurcdto us that you belong to the royality. Richard (better known as Dick) Rossa is going to give one of the most'.per puasive spe-achee you ever heard n He calls it al by the Library Needs New Librarians * a All the librarians are invited to attend?, Ylhatts the matter Dick-- do you hate a grudge against the librarians, As I done some of my snooping arriind the campus this past week. Itve noticed that IN . O lost one of my victims of gossip ..Oh l he hasntt gone to the campus or transfered to another school ... itts just that since hots married he just doesntt vant.to be the victim of gossip, so he spends the day in classes and the other half studying or speaking to his male-- friends, Trying to make that 3.9 average Clarence ( Shipman -that is)?????? Ed, note: sech grammar--Chtppy????? Either Sally Rarichts boon doing toomuch reading durning the summor or she has boon working to hard, The other day I heard her toll one of her freshman girl friends laboutLanaher , votld where everything is done by machine-- even STUDYING? Thomas Swick seers to have the most affection for girls who can show him licirik book and drive a car. better reword your statement Tom.--any girl can show *wk ....you a bankbook and almost any gal whoever tried, can drive a car. Oh shucks folks, as I Glance at my watch I notice that it is getting late, and because I have a few things* other than gossip to do, I will have to close up shop until next meckb edition of the COLLEGIAN. Just remember it is not hard to get your name in my column-- Just make yourself noticeable —.for all I get arc the facts Kids, Just the facts. The gossip you have just read is true / only the wording has been changed to prevent investigation*. (I got carried away by the Jack Webbs famous Dragnet). Until the next so—long P.S, Dontt forget —be Managing Editor: George Mastrian Copy Editor:Norm Hall Ellen Iffcrt Ilacy Bissol Mary Donish NOW's Contributi.:ms wolc,Dmod. HI; [LI 6.!\7 editim s this is your friend and especially nine saying different and ypu will get your name in print?????????????? STAFF FOR THIS ISSUE Contributing Writors Lillian Junas Nancy Mauc Jackie Cohn rompffiguntwiliiilrimpser, Sincerely / CHIPPY Typists: Mary Jano Skoff, Ralph W►hitr:ior, Bornio Gromniak OFFICE: South Hall PAGE 5 Elaine Ferko Ilona Weltilan DonSnvcr