Oct obccr 23,1953
CHIPPY CHIPMUNK
Chippy is back to stay (unless he is politely thrown out) *
I've really been doing some snooping this past woek / and I thought you
might enjoy some of my experiences / so here they are
['How could ho du such a thing?':
This is the question: I've heard two female students ask after leaving a
psychology class on monday,, From what I 3 ve gathered, it seems as thoughhz * Kreckor
gave a "CLUE BOOK / " and failed. to ask a question thii.xn the . gilas had mastered .
through 4 * According to those young ladies the most important words in thollpsyon
book wore flbabinski reflex,.," Now / Now / Mr * Krookor-lIHow could you? 11
Monday morning very seldom finds a person wide awake / with a gleam in their
eye. However / such was not the case for a fr,shman lass named Theresa Flynn / for when
monday morning came she was wide awako / had a gleam in her eye / and was very talk* .
ativo. Could it have boon a certain someone. who's boon doing this to our Theresa„ •
Maybe ve?li have to change the song wWho Put The Devil in Evelyn's Eyesu.---- Well s
Theresa? maybe we bettor ask cousin Zoom Zoom.
Looking for a quiet place to study?
That's just what three sophomore lasses--namely Aary, Jan and Sal—were up
to on monday afternoon / not that they had trouble finding one---it turned out to be
the faculty lounge * Girls / Aren't the faculty oven entitled to a private lounge?
According to some of the reports 'lvo heard Miss Brennan make / it can't be
too difficult to fool and become older * It involves no pills / no drugs / no diet.
just a few hours ovary other day with her Spa. 3 class, Como on gals- this is one
place where no diet is involved.
At the sorority meeting hold last thursday o the girls decided to add a new
member / WHO? None other than Arr own (or I sh - )uld say FreelandfoJohn.Laworence*--
Cantt we persuade yom to jin the Frat, John?
Bob Benny makes a habit of tolling a certain girl they c- , uldn't got angry
if they tried. This is an easier way of tolling the girls that he classifies them
"things accrding t 2 the "psyc" book things do not becme angryy Be careful girls
he's a flatter??
• The other day I nyticed Norm Hall matching a friend of his --namely Joe
Arden#. walking up the hill with )1 - 11:y a steering wheel in his hand? Norm watched
closely for a while, but finally c:uldrOt resist asking Joexs nwhatts the matteraft
Joe's reply --ncouldn't afford the extras."
The other day as I was hipping arund the campus, I heard an officer
speaking to one of his cadets. As I m - ved a bit clser I heard the :officer ask,--
wffhat makes you s; stupid?" The cadet cadet quickly replied—l! I just follow your
orders, sir???
By now most of you arc aware that one of your follow classmates spends
his time working as a radio announcer ftrIAT.A.ZOL. His name ??? Goo * Nastreianii.
However / I'll bat you didn't knm that one of his many jobs is to ann-unce tho
weather forecast, The other day as I listened to his report / I could have sworn
he turned from tho English language to B-Bop. His forecast road smething like this
'Tool all day today and crazy . tomorrow," Dig that ca-ra-zy reportor???????????????????
V7O found a now way to chase away the blues-.how? Just see our friend
Lillis Junas o For a slight fee she'll shoo y.lar blues away with her harmonica.
Never before did Penn State have such musical talent. (071_ , Emuh:good business men).
The other day I happened to be sitting near a table where freshman boys
were sittingo AU the f ollas seemed to be trying to convince a fellow by the name
of Ralph Catinc that a certain project which he had encountered could not be done.
This is what they said,. -z
They told him it couldnit be done,.
With a smile ho vont right to it,
He tackled the thing that cpuldnlt be done
and found that ho culdn:t do it*
Now Ralph vouldnit it have been much simpler to follow their advice in the first place
RAZ I I, I' COT,TF,OIAN
PLGE