May 22, 1953 CHIPPY (continued) condition our library is going to be in when Dare Edwards and Elise Krieger leave—On second thought Elise and Dave hare Pat Tomsho and Lois Hiller trained rery well* Tony Pecone and Jim Ustynoski were haring another one of their arguments the other day; howerer, this is the first time they erer agreed* Tony and Jim decided that they would leave tJie4±'aarfeiriahi:( , 4actics~to Oslo •Gregory’and Hugh McGeehan. (Can't break the old tradition, can you boys?) As usual Mike Erancho was in the conversation* He decided that as long as his friends were leaving a few memories behind, he would leave his witty tactics and smart remarks to Howard (Buddy) Robinson and Eugene Charney* Yesterday I decided to hop over to Mr* Steel's botany lab; however, on the way over I noticed the strangest thing—there was something missing—namely a black Chevrolet* I think the driver likes Meiss's parking lot better! I wonder if anyone knows that Paul Bain 1 s second love is CadillacSl '"/hat' s the matter Paul, getting tired of Fords? (In case you're interested Paul can tell you what his first love is*) Joe Andrews told me he was going to leave his "Believe It or Mot Column" to George Mastroianni* I certainly hope he doesn't hide his talents till the end of the semester as Joe did* It was decided by unanimous vote that Andy Karpinski's ability to tell stories should be left to Marv Edlestein* How about it Andy? I was asked to ask Bob Tracy and Nick Pelick to leave their ability to skip classes to all the freshmen who are coming up next year* Well boys? Nick Skimbo will certainly be missed in Spanish Class next semester. Who's going to serve as class interpreter? Paul Kis at ski is leaving his h average to Ralph Whittmer* Think you can make it Ralph? John Carr’s women beating ability is left to two of the quietest boys at Highacres—Bob Henney and Norm Hall* (Nice?) Miss Garbrick's music 6 class leaves their love for Tchaikowsky, Brahms, and Wagner to anyone who has the time to listen to it. I heard it said that Mabel Lewis can't leave the campus until she finds a typist for the newspaper* (Have a nice summer, Mabel—You'll like it herej) A convertible was missing for a while after dancing class last Thursday, Did you find it Theresa? To all the new Dorm boys we are leaving the Broadview with all its good food, dart board, and Uncle Louie's cuspidorl In case you got tired of this you can try Club 28—says the Dorm boys. To Mr. Kreckor Sally Rarich decided to give her record player and all her records for use during summer vacation. And now what most students were waiting for (especially the Dorm boys) I am leaving. To everyone who is leaving I would like to bid a sad adieu. Always remember Chippy, because Chippy will always remember youl CHIPPY'S FINAL LETTER TO MELVIN Hi Melvin, I'm still waiting for my orchid for May Day. (Maybe the florist couldn't find my house.) However, if he gets it there for Convocation I'll be satisfied!! Anyway it was nice having you around—even if it was only for a While* Maybo if you're still here next year instead of being contemporaries we could.be friends—you can join the COLLEGIAN staff! HAZLETON COLLEGIAN Sincerely, Chippy Page 6