May 22, 1953 BELIEVE IT OR WOT (continued) John Sallee wants to bo a house mother on tho campus Really John I don’t think you’d qualify* Janice Magavich is the only girl who has three dimensional glasses; (both regular and sun glasses) You see things nuch better hot;— don’t y u Janice? Beverly Wizdo and Janice Magavich left in the middle of a chrininol gy loctur: where did yu go girls— to turn yuroclves in? Mary Bissol doesn’t like ’’orange tractors” this is as puzzling t" 1 no as it is to y ui CHIPPY SALUTES This week Ghippy would like to salute a person who deserves to have has name in print# Ho is the person who so capably heads the Collegian staff our one and only Joe Belovich* Because this is the last edition of the Collegian, I think it is only proper to express appreciation, on behalf of the staff and me (Chippy), to Joe for the splendid job which he has done all semester. To Joe, the staff and Chippy wish to extend the best of luck throughout the future# The center will certainly miss you when you’re gone. To you Joe, we all say ’’Thanks’’. It takes a good editor to make a good paper and I think we’ve had botfcrl Sincerly Chippy (Chippy note: Joe cut this out, but I had nabcl sneak it back in,) CHIPPY CHATTER BY CHIPPY CHIPMUNK Hi follow’ students, Here we are at the beginning of a perfect' cummer and the end of a perfect semester, Many things have been happening during these past few days. Let me toll you about s omc of them. The other night I hopped to the Mummy Club mooting. Just as I put my nos. under the door and tried to peck in, I was nearly trampled t o death. From; what I saw it looked as though Joe Arden was just too glad to get out for some fr ch air, Yfhat’s the scoop, Joe? ’’Lot's get this show on tho road,” is Mr. Stc Is favorite saying when ho brings his botany students on a field trip. Dig those crazy botanists; The other day I found out that I'm going t o be minus one more friend next semester—and how I liked rod hair, (Can’t wc persuade you to stay,; RRoi?)a i ?) Because Jane Trosslcr is leaving the Center this semester she has decid d to leave all her 3.'c behind, (Anyone c-ro to buy a few extra 3'c?) The other day as I was perched in the tree I saw my friend -wary Hasara sporting a new hairdo. It looks real cool Mary, real cooli Mrs, Smith told me that she bids a sad (?) adieu to all those students who never helped keep the dining room clean. How come Jane Trcpsler was aklcing everyone to have a second helping of potato salad attic school picnic. Could it be that she was partial? How, now, . Tony Taronc proved that he wasn’t chief point arguor only in ping none;, E proved the same tactics were true also in volley baLl. Did .anyone notice the professional style on that badminton champ Andy Diaz You should have been at the picnic to sec him show it off. Joan Grcising and Mario Jacko have decidedto leave their theme song "Togct' to Haney Kiblcr and Jean Hacgclc. I hoar Harriot Tulin has made a solemn vow to ft top cutting botany lab l Oh, this lovely spring feverl l l As I sat perched in a tree, the other day I began to think about the poor HAZLETON COLLEGIAN