May 15, 1953 DANCING CLASS At last week's dancing class two no?/ dances were introduced to Highacrcs, These dances being the Bunny Hop and the Hokey Pokey, The Bunny Hop was originally introduced by "laptops" Tracy a few weeks ago, but last Thursday was tho first time the entire class participated in the dance. Later in the evening the famous "Dixieland Tree"came and played for mainder of tho evening, According to previous classes, the future dancing classes should be if they arc supported as well as the others. Dancing from 8500 to 10s30, CLOSED CASE The IV Dynasty Mumny Club held its last meeting of the semester last night at 700 in SO.-101# after the business meeting refreshments wore served and all of the Mummies proceeded to the lounge where dancing class was being held# Thus the Mummies closed the case for the Spring Semester, but hope to be able to dig up the remains next fall. ROTC—AF THAT IS— MARCHES The 4FROTC under the direction of Captian oarper mil march in the Armed Fore ei Day parade Saturday, May l6th e The starting time is ittp 0 m». The parade will begin at Third Street in West Hazleton and will end at Popular St* Open House will be held at the Naval Armory in the Hazleton Heights# Beginning at 10j30 P«M# and lasting until 3j30 P«M«, about 32 planes will fly over Hazleton* Taking part in the parade will be the AFROTC, the National Guard, the Naval Reserve, the ROTC, and various bands and drum and bugle corps* BELIEVE IT OR NOT Capyain Carper is getting a jet trainer for the AFROTC Cadets next year.— ( Don® 't tell to many people or classes will have to be held on the athletic field- q ) Sally Rarich has discovered a swimming pool on j?he college premises—-oh, where oh,, where can it beg George Mastrianni has three (3) different jobs for the summer# { George is one of the reasons why we have an unemployment prcralem*) Ray Schultz claims someone slipped a “mickey" into one of his drinke the night of the May Day Dance* How many did you have before that, Ray? Beverly Wizdo believes growing potatoes is the most fabulous business at the present time* Why, Beverly? A group of-Penn Staters were watching a man who was having an epileptic fit and as he was going through his strange antics, Tony Pecone shouted/ "Go car go.’ l Miss Garbrick passes cars on the highway just so she can use that "power gear." Crazy that gear, crazy. Pete Pacuk is the dormitory "haircutter" and Frank Smida is his assistant. With only one hair clipper, why do you need an assistant? Bobby Valiak is the only freshman that already has a degree. It's an L, degree. See Bob for further details. Nick Slcimbo does his studying with an ice-pack on his head, so as not to be affected by the warm weather. Cool, Nick, Cool. Norm Hall and Bob Henney are "women beaters"—now, now, gentlemen, we'll have no more of it. HAZLETON COLLEGIAN the ro- a success