Hay 8, 1953 CHIPPY CHATTER (continued) What's this duel between John Henderson and Ray Schultz? Clark Gable better watch or he'll be out of a j.bi hmm. Marv Edelstcin certainly doesn't want to 1 so his title as "King of the Baldics," Have you seen his latest hairdo? I attended the chorus concert which I enjoyed very much. It appears tha the members of the chorus really like their director. It was a beautiful orchid Miss Garbricki Yifhilo walking to class the other day, I noticed we have two members of t dorm who might have been trying for the track team—none other than Dave Edwards and Norm Hall» Vi/hat's the scoop, boys? Our friend Jack Gromniak seems to be the most popular follow around the dorms. All he hears anymore is "Jack, will you type my terra paper?" Do you have yours done, Jack? In case of fire no one in the Chcm lab has toworry. For further details ask John Risoda and Mary Donish about the new sprinkling system in the lab. The other day I passed by Mr. Stool's botany 111 class and i heard Mr. Steel remark about the rainy weather, and I quote "Dig that cool dewl" Ralph Sirota is the now commentator for Mr. Steel's zoolory 25 class. See Ralph for further information. Hugh McGeehan isn't the only fancier of hats. Have you noticed tho fancy little creations that adorn the top of Janice Ragavich's head? The main discussion headed by Jim Ustynoski, Bob Tracy, and Frank Smida seems to be about the proper way to ask for beer. Frank insists you ask for four beer not beers. Practising boys? This week I closo with special encouragement to all involved in making the May Day festivities a success. Special thanks go to Joan Gricsing and Ralph Sirota-who. areiiot aeribebs of the COLLEGIAN staff, for the typing they did for the paper. COLLEGIAN ST-FF . . + 0 chippy Chipmunk; P/hat is Editor—Joe Bolovich tEd.note ™ wiw v Issn't Ed.—John Misoda this "walking to class" stuff? In Production lign'r.—Mabel Lewis the first place you don't walkj you Exchanges Mary Donish scamper. In the second place what REPORTERS are 7 0U doing in class? You haven't Beverly Wizdo j oe Andrews paid your tuition * 3esldes 5 you are Sally Enrich isnnrews hired by THE COLLEGIiJv t to look in Harriet Tulin windows, peek under doors, and snoop Mary Bissol around the campus with your friend Jane Trcssler Melvin. .Ind there's another thing: Jean Hacgclo where has that mole-friend tunneled Pat Tomsho to lately. Get with it, you Taaias Janice Magavich striatus.) George Mnstroianni Worn Hall Nick Skimbo ATTENTION _ . The Ilu Delta Sigma Fraternity wishes to announce the site of thexr frat picnic which is to be held this Sunday Afternoon May 10. The Frat has decided that the picnic will be held at flans on Is. .aOarrayla-lato* All those who have recieved their written invitations are requested to be'these* The Frat .also regrets that because of limited fundsthey, the Frat., are unable to extend an invitation to the entire student body* HAZLETON COLLEGIAN CHIPPY CHIPMUNK