7, 195-2 wrr..... . ---.......------------- ... . PROFILE FIVE INTRAMURAL CHWPIONS; HAVE PERFECT RECORD Bighacres Intramural Basketball hails a new champion for the season just ended: the Profile Five with a record of six wins in six times out. Etymology of the name is beliovod to be based upon the physiognomies of the members of the team when viewed from the side. These are said to be memorable. Regulars of the champ outfit wore lavak, Seely, McGeehan, Roman, nester, and Hughes, according to the best information available at press time. The lineup seems to have varied from time to time. The editors, consequently, will welcome further authentic information. When this , reporter asked what the champs had been awarded, the answer given was Vrostige." Final standings were as follows: Profile Five Soagram's 7 Grubbsts ;ices DANGER SIGNAIS AVAIL4BLE NOW IN ADVISERS' OFFICES Students whose academic progress at this point in the semester shows dangerous trends. may receive their warnings and some suggestions for turning the trends if they will visit their advisers promptly* ..... EGYPTOLOGISTS TO WE SPEECHES NEXT TUESDAY Pharaoh Vince Corrado of the :dumpy Club has announced that fellaheen will meet next Tuesday evening at 7:30 in South Hall. Ho says that first degree members who want to qualify for the second degree are asked to prepare a short talk on Egypt for this meeting. WANED: to buy -- one seeing-eye dog. address Law Smith, Highacres. ACCCUNTOTS FIGURING DEPRECI4ION PROBLEM Commerce LL students are figuring the depreciation on "Stanley" (mentioned in another story in this issue), No definite value has boon decided upon as yot. MlrrrMMrYr lota 14TING ?RESIDENT OF MaR,ENG.SOIENCE OLD With the transfer of former president George Lawrence, the Nath-Eng-Scionce Club has elevated vice president Laurence Roman to the presidency. WH/4,T TO DO AND WHEN (if) (*) ( 4 0 (*) (it) Of) (*) (#) (it') (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (it) (*) (if) (*) ( 3 0 (#) (*) (*) (if) (*) (*) HaLETON COLLEGILN Dorm Boys (sic) ~ L ~ ~ > ~ ~ I._ ~ r ~ ~ > > >-i i Tonight 7:30 Wednesday 4:00 7:00 9:00 Fiday March 14 7145 also 6 - 0 5 - 1 2 - 4 0 - 6 Faculty Meeting (Staff Picture) Don Quixote showing for students Don Quixote showing for high schools Don Quixote showing for students & public Groat Books Group -•. Morels Utopia Friday Night Party page 2