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torial Review Continued .
"How do you want your hot dog? Well done or charcoaled?" Council sponsored a picnic at Rumbel's Grove
on May 20. Some of the polar bears of Highaeres engaged in swimming at the dam and others, members of the
softball team, dunked themselves as they dived for the ball. Ask Joe Kendra about the water. He had an inter
esting experience there.
Jokes from "Froth"
"Look at Marge's swimming suit."
"I can't see it. Some fellow has his
arm around her."
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Fran: "You remind me of the
ocean."
Man: "Wild, romantic, and rest
less?"
Fran: "No, you make me sick."
* * *
"Was your friend shocked over the
death of his mother-in-law?"
"Shocked? He was electrocuted."
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A gal and an automobile are alike.
A good paint job conceals the years,
but the lines tell the story.
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A drunk got on a High St. bus
and sat down beside an elderly,
white-haired old lady.
"You may not know it," said the
old lady, "But you're going straight
to hell, young man."
The drunk jumped to his feet and
hollered to the driver, "My, let me
off, I'm on the wrong bus."
"And this, I suppose, is one of those
hideous caricatures you call modern
art ?"
"Nope, that's just a mirror."
* * *
Prof: "If you start at a given point
on a given figure and travel the en
tire distance around it, what will you
get ?"
Engineer: "Slapped, sir."
* *
Prof.: "A fool can ask more ques
tions than a wise man can answer." :
Student: "No wonder so many of
us flunk our finals."
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Little dog looking up at a parking
meter:
"Hell!—Ya gotta pay now!"
There was a young lady of Spain
Who met dishonor again and again,
And again and again and again and
Again and again and again and again
The baby was awakened from a
peaceful slumber. Looking down at
his raiment he yelled over to his
father, "Did you spill water on my
diapers?"
"Naw," was the reply.
The baby looked puzzled for a
moment and then said, "Hmm, must
have been an inside job."
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A man caught in a snowdrift look
ed up and saw a St. Bernard coming
toward him, with the usual keg of
whiskey under the dog's chin. "Well,"
he exclaimed, "Here comes man's
best friend—and look at the big dog,
too."
CM:MI
Walking with a friend one day, a
professor passed a large fish shop
where a fine catch of codfish with
mouths open and eyes staring were
arranged in a row.
The prof suddenly stopped, looked
at them, and clutching his friend by
the arm, exclaimed: "Heavens! that
reminds me—l should be teaching a
class."
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At school for the first time, the
small boy suddenly started to sob
bitterly.
"What's the matter, Willie?" ask
ed the professor.
"I don't like school," sobbed Willie,
'and I've got to stay here until Fin
ourteen."
SEIDEL THE FLORIST
Phone 1424
35 N. Laurel St
Hazleton, Pa.
HAZLETON COLLEGIAN
"Don't cry," snapped the teacher.
"I've got to stay hc.re until I'm sixty
five."
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THAT PERSONAL TOUCH
"Won't you give a shilling to the
Lord ?" asked the Salvation Army
lassie.
"How auld are ye ?" inquired the
Scotsman.
"Nineteen, sir."
"Ah well, I'm past seventy-five. I'll
be seein' Him afore ye, so I'll hand it
to Him myself."
Longo Plans
Wedding
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Hudson in New York and attended
Boston College Graduate School. Af
ter leaving the Hazleton Center last
year, she accepted a position as facul
ty member of Lowell High School in
Lowell, Massachusetts.
A FRIEND
Those Who Went on Before
John Laubach of Benton, Pennsylvania, former Freshman Class Presi
dent here at Highacres, was elected recently to the presidency of the Asso
at the campus at State College.
* * * * *
.esident of the Phi Lambda Pi fraternity at
Jack is a former member of the H. U. C.
jack Sipple was
...anklin and Marshall Co,
basketball team.
GlAl34A:ten*t gr * adua * te Pennsylvania * State College, was
N.de a member of the honoraiY fraternity, Phi Beta Kappa. Davy now has
with the goveynthent as a psychologist, determining wages to be
NuitxtentAil i erical workers.
Al Lorenzoni, a civil engineering student at Lehigh University, was
accepted as a member of the Phi Beta Kappa. This is an exceptional ac
complishment when it is considered that Al is an engineering student, and
one requisite for membership is the completion of several courses in the
humanities. Al graduates this summer and has accepted a position with the
Kelleck Corp., a member of the Atomic Energy Commission.
The Daily Collegian, the campus daily, states that Statz Lagonosky is
considered to be the main cog on the campus baseball team. Statz was
active in sports here at H. U. C. before transferring to the campus.
Jimmy Geffert was named Editor-in-chief of the campus year book, "La
Vie." Jimmy was a member of the editorial staff of the Hazleton Collegian
in his days here at Highacres.
June Reinmiller, past editor of the Hazleton Collegian, was given a
Journalism award for her scholastic rating in the field of Journalism.
Ellis-Kocher, former H. U. C. student, accompanied the soccer team of
Penn State to Iran where they met with the Iranian soccer team in an
important tussle.
Doctor "I'm sorry, son, but I
can't prescribe whiskey unless I am
convinced you need it."
Student "I've got a blind date
to take
to the Prom.
Doctor "How much do you
want ?"
Papa Robin returned to his nest
and announced proudly that he had
made a deposit on a new Buick.
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Some of these jokes aren't jokes at
all, and this is one of them,
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Man was made before woman to
give him time to think of an answer
to her first question.
The girl customer looked at the
saleslady. "Does this lipstick come
off easily ?" she asked.
"Well," said the saleslady, "Not if
you put up a fight."
"Just think, Paul tried to put his
arms around me four times last
night."
"What an arm."
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Daniels: What is the name of that
book you're reading?
Oleksa: What 20,000 women want.
Daniels: Let's see if they spell my
name right.
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Two little girls were leaving Sun
day school. One turned to the other
and asked, "How far did you get
today ?"
"I'm studying original sin," the
second replied.
"Humph," said the first, "I'm past
redemption."
Friday, June 1, 1951