May 12, 1950
Students Who Will
Complete 60 Credits
Mr. Frank Kostos has 'released the
following list of students who will be
eligible to receive certifications de
signating completion of a minimum of
sixty credits. If nothing else, the list
,serves to reveal the middle names of
many people who have been rather re
ticent about having their third ap
pelation known.
The List:
Anthony Donald Anella
Nancy Frances Baran
Keen William Buss
Edward Butchko
Nancy Jane Byorick
Paul Ferdinand Corazza
Ralph Kenneth Cosgrove
Bernard James Daday
Myron Demcio
Fred Franklin Dendler
Arthur Herbert Edstrom
Morrell Fox
John Wesley Hall
John Joseph Hudock
Edward Clark Hutton
Emerson Walter Knyrim
Dolores Ann Kobrick
Arthur Lewis Koch
Raymond George Kostanecki
Neil Samuel Llewellyn
Jean Marie Lovrinic
Chadwick Neyman McCracken
Joseph James McCulla
Dolores Ann MdGee
Jeanne Marie McGrory
Joseph Patrick McGrory
Robert Emmet McHale
John Paul McNally
John Sylvester Marchetti
Louisa May
John Rinker Miller
John Donald Mooney
George Nicholas Pavuk
Mary Louise Pollock
James Morris Prete
Andrew James Reznick
Robert Joseph Sacco
John Meyers Schaffer
George Frank Scheers
Emil Carl Schott
Michael Nicholas Sekerak
Elwood Lewis Shafer
Joseph Richard Shiptoski
Steven Gabriel Shutovich
John Alex Sippel, Jr.
Arthur William Snyder
Walter Conrad Stone
Thomas Samuel Trepane, Jr.
Joseph Emil Tucker
Ronald Charles Turnback
Sheldon Rand Vilensky
George William Welkie
John Patrick Wersinger
Hubert Nestor Zilkoski
Steve Visits Office
The other afternoon the Collegian
office was honored by the' visit of Mr.
Steve Shutovich and his sidekick,
Jack Miller. Steve complained that
he hadn't seen his name in the paper
all year. We're sorry, Steve Shuto
vich, but we just can't do it.
Don't miss the May crowning—you
won't get another chance to see wom
en in gowns parading around the
•campus!
C-Day Provides Fun and Exercise
On the afternoon of Tuesday, the
18th of April, a startling and some
what magical transformation came
about on the campus and surrounding
area. Busy bands of students and
faculty members were actually dig
ging into their assigned tasks with a
willing, even proud, ardor. The name
of this magical transformation was
Clean Up Day.
Classes had been shortened to 25
minutes, and the eighth class of the
day was completed by noon. About
nine o'clock of this revealing Tuesday
rain fell and dampened the chances
for success of the spring houseclean
ing of the campus. However, before
the end of classes a brilliant sun
streamed down on Highacres. Hill and
spirits and landscape were consider
ably brightened.
At H-Hour, one o'clock, a proces
sion of peqple clad in dungarees,
sweaters, jackets, and almost every
kind of "I
-have-seen-better-days
clothes" spilled onto the center lawn
from the four corners of the estate.
Some of the style leaders in this
movement were Mr. Kostos with his
formless but adequate army trousers
and peaked cap, Miss Thomas in
smart denim jeans and last year's
playshoes, Mr. Zerbe surrounded by a
heavy crew type sweater, and Syd
Rudman alluringly clad in a flesh
colored tee-shirt. There were, of
course, many others who were unrec
ognizable.
By actual count, about ninety stu
dents were observed working cheer
fully and hard and being supervised,
or in some instances, led by the fac
ulty members. Here are some of the
typical comments on this Clean-Up
Day:
Ed McGee .... "There's a lot more
On Shotguns
A term is circulating widely at the
campus, and prospective Center
County students would do well to be
come accustomed to its use. The term
is "shotgun test." We all know what
a shotgun is; so why not a shotgun
test? The term refers to what is
known around these mountains as a
"pop quiz" or a Pearl Harbor—sur
prise attack on the unesuspecting and
all too often unprepared student.
HAZLETON COLLEGIAN
spirit around here than I thought
there was!"
Jack Iles .... "It's turned around,
I'm paying them to work."
Sheldon Vilersky .... "Where are
the rakes?"
Joyce Bevan and Grace Bendalin
.... "Our dieting dreams are being
answered."
Mike Sekerek...
Marion Janosky
way to lose weight."
One annoyed field-clearer
"Why don't you do some work instead
of just taking pictures?"
C-Day wasn't all work either. At
3:30 Miss Garbrick, Miss Goyne, and
their helpers rolled out the beer bar
rel—birch—and opened a few cans
of pretzels. Then all of the people
who had worked hard all afternoon
and all of the people who hadn't
gathered 'round the refreshment ta
ble, and the photographers from the
campus took pictures of the big
wheels and some of the little ones
'smiling and looking tired-but-happy.
The day was over and we find the
results of the combined efforts of all
of these people were: two empty
quarter-kegs of birch beer, one and
one-half empty cans of pretzels,
about seven rustic "benches" in the
newly cleared area 'behind Memorial
Dorm, a somewhat hard-to-find path
down the hill, mounds of dirt and
leaves raked from the lawn, many,
many pictures of the whole affair, as
sorted splinters and blisters, about
eighty people who woke up stiff the
next morning, a ride on the truck for
Mr. Goss, and finally the awakening
of a feeling of pride and unity in the
school and the people of the school.
This was the most important result to
the approximately two-fifths of the
students helping to "clean up."
CHEM TEACHER GETS
TWO NEW CARS
John Carr, chemistry instructor,
was presented with two brand-new
1950 model Carr's, by his wife. The
male sedan is a Thomas model and
the female a Loretta. Mr. Carr says
it's the atomic age.
If it is any comfort to you, the dis
tance from the door of "Old Main"
to the entrance gate of Highacres is
.328 miles.
IT'S TRUE"
Grace Heppe •got a big blister on
clean-up day.
A bunch of future lieutenants had
physicals at the campus recently.
Dinny Conahan dances well with
one shoe off.
Ernie Denke caught two trout in
the fountain last week.
Miss Steinmeyer wants air-condi
tioning in the classrooms.
Vivian is going dignified on us.
The students are really getting
their money's worth out of the radio
during baseball season.
Bruce Lustgarten listens to clas
sical music.
Sam Bass must have dropped that
cap of his in the Easter Egg dyes.
In the spirit of the season and the
interest of convenience, we have
compiled a list of the telephone num
bers of co-eds.
2861
1404 W
6180
4226
5249 W
4519 J
3432 J
109
"Huh?" .
. "It's fun; one
2663 R
5652
9012
214 M
2313
3273 J
2534
590 W
4623 R
Results are not guaranteed
(Continued from page 2)
Earnest" an enjoyable piece of enter
tainment.
Summer-school registration is tak
ing place; a lot of students are plan
ning to make up some courses here
and at the campus. Imagine studying
on a hot August day for about four
hours—the work is really intensive in
those "quickies." I think that I'll just
go swimmin'.
Page Three
NUMBER, PLEASE?
5172 R
4193
325 R
5659 R
915 R
2358
297 J
585
48R
5483 R
2362
297 J
5172 R
4773 M
5144 M
4349 W
AS I SEE IT
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