December 17, 1948 COLLEGE -NOT. RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURIES 4. TO ANY STUDENTS DURING EXTRA-CURRICULAR !ACTIVITIES Pennsylvania State College will jot be respOnsible and. 'cannot be ,inade , liable for injuries to students engaged in extra-curricular•activi tTes.- This was the opinion recently liarided to' the center Student Coun cil, from the- college's attorney, John Ldve. : >:! 'When such activities in which 'in: julies might occur have been estab lished by the Board of Triatees of the college and when the -injuries• are caused by the "negligence of its agents, servants and employees," Love' maintained, it seems clear that , college cannot be•beld authority and power . is vested in the Board of Trustees of Sam Hall's Wish, To Be A Santa. Fulfilled This Year Sammy Hall always wanted to be a Santa Claus, and three weeks U ago his big chance came • 3 When he landed a part time job in the toY de partment of the Leader , . .store. And what Would SO.m Hall be doing ,in the Leader's toy department at;:his age? • plaYlng Santa Claus of cAlirsect Pussibly smile of the students here hove • seen Hall gayly' . outfitted in his fur:trimmed red suit as he greeted &Lithe elect . ..lll kiddies. ` , lkc'eordirig to the State Center Bsaitit, the little girls outnumber the biiys two •to one as the lines pass hini: - And as his third - week Cores to ati 'ine—with the - thought of having bui- one.' week of enibloyment facing him—Sammy the 'Santa ha_s only one oteiSpational 'complaint. His knees are ;beginning to show an outward cumture from supporting all these yotgthful youths. . ."Many college • students want to be €44fiieers,. doctors, lawyers or teadhers but Sam Hall always waned to be a Santa Claus. This year he is a Santa Claus. But after over, Hall will come back to . sehOol tO , resume his engineering stmdies, for another year. A.- kindly clergyman, pinching a lithe boy's,knee: "And who has nice, chiibby legs?" Little boy: "Betty,Grable." Professor: "I will not begin to d'ay's lecture, until the room settles dotvn." :Veice from the rear: "Go home and sleep it off, old man!" Reform minister: "Remember Hell' is full of drunkards, whiskey, ganibling devices and loose women." - - :Voice from the rear: "Oh, Death, where is thy sting?" A chiropractor is a guy who gets paid for what an ordinary guy would kiAZLETO.N, COLLEGIAN the College to establish such instruc tions as it may see fit by the Act -of 1855 supra, and such athletic sports, intellectual contests, -,and dramatic and musical activities as have . been gpproved by the Board become a part of the 'Bublic Work' of the strumentality* my,. agency of ' the State!' - Attorney's Text . The complete text of the opinion "From a con,sideration of the fore going principles of law it seems 'clear that the Penxisyivania State College cannot be made liable for injuries to students engaged it,. extra-curricu-• -."...4:R0p50: :THE: ... ... COLLEGE CIRCUIT Along with the rest of the , nation, the students of Penn State's center at Swarthmore' are still' wondering what went wrong with +he' ejection pollsters.,,A student pall prior -to the presidential election gave Pdesident Truman only 26.8% of the votes as compared to 53.9% for Thomas E. Dewey.; Tdp laugh on the Swarthmore Center campus, howeyer, was at the expense of Mrs. Leo Bressler, of the hi - story department, who a few days before the election, made mention of Dewey to one of her, classes and paused to ask, "Who ,'S that other- guy running?" Several days later some of the Democrats there 'replied, "The President of the United States." * * Student's from Boston College, after undergoing a series of dances, rallies, and things.' priori to the linly. Cross game, .kept asking why • they didn't rate an extra, holiday to rest up.,All colleges„ big and small; • must have the same problems since those early. classes look beastly the next day to the activities-minded student. * • * * Bloomsburg State Tea.chers stu dents are having trouble with the campus clocks. No two timepieces seem to agree.. A B,burg "Maroon and Gold" newspaperman figured out; at a normal rate of traveling, the distance between the northwest and northeast corners of Waller Hall. His answer is 416.7 miles, ac cording to the time difference at the points of departure and arrival. His conclusion: "Small wonder people complain of feeling tired." * * * And from New Jersey comes a quip from the Barter Bureau column of the "Rider News," Rider College in Trenton, that "A fool and his money are some party." * * * Pottsville Center students broad cast a musical program each Satur-. day over WPPA in that community. The glee club, varsity quartette, and solos by students make up 'the pro grams, directed by. James W. Beach, musis ed instructor.' lar activities where such activities have been established by the authori ty of the Board of Trustees of the. Colleges, and when the injuries are caused' by , the negligence of its agents, servants and employees. The authority and power is vested in the Board of Trustees of the College to establish such instruction as it , • may see fit by the Act of 1855, su pra, and such athletic sports, intel lectual contests, and - dramatic and inuAical• activities as have been ap proved by the" Board become a part of the `tplablic work" of the instrum mentality- or agency of the State." signed, John G. Love August 26; 1937. Club X , Cancelled During Holidays; Will. Open Jan. 7 Club X, the twice-monthly club for regional people of , post-high school - ages, will be closed during the holidays. 'This was announced this week by the officers. The club is open the first and third Fridays of each month in the Hazle ton YWCA building from 8 o'clock to 11 o'clock. Tonight is the Penn. State semi-formal and the year's two biggest`'holidays come on the next two Fridays, and for this reason it was decided to' close the club until the first Friday in January. The regular routine of ping pong, darts, cards, and dancing will be scheduled.,for the "next meeting and plans are to be made in the near fu ture for an indoor doggie roast and a night of square dancing in the YWCA gymnasium. - People of the required ages are in vited to take part in the activities of the organization and the only fee is a weekly dues amount. of '25 cents. Many -of the Penn State in Hazleton students attend and some of them are officers in the club. December No green leaves; no flowers No radiator remains neglected ... no fireplace is treated indifferently. No hearth is deserted completely as it has been in the not too distant past ... No nose is spared the athletiic privilege of being a runner . . .no one is spared the privilege of having as a tenant the cold germ ... No one has as yet added freedom from' a cold to the original four freedoms. ' No lady will wander forth too long without her flirs; no man will wan der along 'too long without his long johns... No colorful blossoms but perhaps a snowflake or two to match the crystal stars ... No song from birds but a song from men . . . dreams of a white Christmas ... No sound; only profound silence Importo#,Dotet 'Yet In s Seme s ter There are five mory importa,nt dates, remaining in the $O,ll semester until the - mid-semester vacation rolls around in February. The first one is tomorrow when the ,s,chool closes at noon for a two week vaca tion for Christmas and. New Yea:es. • School will resume IVlonday morn ing, January 3, at eight o'clock. Here is a ,complete list of remaining dates: • ' • December 18, tomorrow; Christ mas recess begins, 11:50 a,m. • 3, Monday, Christmas :recess ends, 21, Friday, First semester. classes end, 5 pan. - 22, Saturday', :Exams. - begin 8 a.m. 31, Monday, First ,semester ends, 5 p.m. , . KEEP 'YOUR STORE ON 1 - 1 1 1 E MAIN DRAG Prof.P Ralph Krecker's Econ class was listening to him_ expound on the theories of merchandising and of at tracting the people into the store. Emphasizingthe value of promin ent location to gain easy access for the consumer, the professur re marked,' "It wouldn't pay.a person to place a, store back in the bushes somewhere ,orup in the Heights.!' The moral , is: Keep -on the main drag. The minister called at.the Jones' .home on Sunday afternoon, and' little ,Willie answered the door bell:. ' "Pa isn't home," he -announced. "He went over to the golf dub?' The min ister's brow darkene'd and Willie' hastened to explain: "Oh, he isn't going to play golf on Sunday. He just went over for" a few highballs and a little stud poker:" He is so conceited that when he kisses a girl, he thinks he is next to the happiest person in the world, DECEMBER By URSOLINE IMBRIAC of grass sleeping .of warmth dy ing . . . and of Summer's heart breaking No subtleness in the tree outside your window ... this tree first wore soft green to woo Summer, and hav ing lost, put on a flashy red and gold gown to brazenly court Fall ... No sight more beautiful than the autumnal blue of the sky . . . the rustic goodness of the valley ... and the shades of red in the sunset... None of the ghy shortness of Sum mer; for Fall lengthens gradually towards the new year like a promise you know will be fulfilled ... Not the end of things but the be ginning; for each tiny seedling has an empty paradise within her . . . waiting for God to walk in ... No rosy dawn; for it is the dusk of the year. No blossoms; no birds ... No green leaves; no flowers ... December ... Page three January