THE COLLEGIAN STAFF SALUTES ADVISER ART SEIBEL ART SEIBEL didn't know this' was being written. And the risk of getting his picture from the files watched over by Seibel was great. But since this is the swan song edition of this year's Colle gian, the staff feels that Art Seibel deserves a salute from his paper. The Public Relations Office has been the center of everything this year, and usually Mr. Seibel was in the center of the office. He's had everything in that office from close order drill by Sgt. Vasko's reserves to an old fashioned GI bull session. But still the public has been wel come. It's a public relations office, you know. This man has never asked any of his associates to do anything he would never , do himself. That factor has done much for close harmony in his department. When it came to new angleS for pub licity, .Seibel's well of ideas never went dry and he still has many more for next year. All indications point to a bigger job at HUC for Art Seibel, since more people must be told about the facilities at the college. And more important still, in that goal of a larger educational plant, public relation's will play a very definite part. And there will be found Art Seibel. The man almost saw this editorial. He just came back for a dictionary he forgot to take to class ! This year has .been a year of "firsts" at the Hazleton Under graduate Center with many pioneer programs being presented for the benefit of the public and the student body. Monday night the first annual Language Festival was staged at the YWCA. The crowd was made up primarily of students but the start was good and the lessons learned will be valuable next year. Above all, let's have one next year ! Last month the college threw open its doors for the first time to show the public of the Hazleton area just what goes on within the walls of a junior college. This was another pioneer project which can be developed to a great degree. People must be told constantly about education. This has been proVed many, many times. But the cause is a noble one and the years ahead offer a challenge to future faculties. And now, on June 5, this institution will hold its first honors convocation. The people of this section will be able to see the re wards of work and perserverance received by students deserving of them. 'Without aping the graduation which will be experienced by each student at the end of eight semesters, the college will re cognize those aho have worked hard for the first part of their advanced education. This has been a great year and it can only serve to raise the goals of the future. Year 0' Firsts HAZLEI ON COLLEGIAN ART SEIBEL 'TELL THEM IT'S A SORORITY HOUSE, THEY'LL MAKE BETTER TIME. TRY THIS BRAIN TEASER (Match the name with the sport) 1. Sonny Horne ( ) 2. Pellagrini ( ) 3. Verdeur ( ) 4. Locke ( ) 5. Kramer ( ) 6. Arcaro ( ) 7. Ashenfelter ( ) 8. Beard ( ) 9. Ed Lewis ( ) 10. Lombardo ( 1. Tennis 2. Track 7. Boxing 3. Basketball 8. Boat racing 4. Horse racing 9. Baseball 5. Wrestling 10. Swimming (Answers on Page 6) It Says Here ... —The darkelt hour in any man's life is when he •sits down to plan how to get money Without earning it. —Ever since a bomb dropped on Hiroshima and history turned a cor ner, men have been having round table conferences. Does another bomb have to drop before men will realize that there is something in the air? * * * —Beneath this stone lies Murphey, They buried hitm today; He led the life of Riley, While Riley was away. * * * He: "I love youth." She: "Do 000 weally? I love youth too." CM:I•3 4,000 children under fifteen years old were killed in automobile acci dents in America in 1947. Innocence is fatal if you don't drive carefully! PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE Faculty Members and. Administration Heads ask that students refrain from smoking in the classrooms and first floor hall. Smoking is permitted in the basement. Marriage starts • with a trousseau and ends with a truce. A husband is a domesticated wolf. 6. Golf Two hearts may beat as one—but the mouths continue to eat separate ly. A bechelor is a man who never got around to marrying in his youth, and has gotten around it ever since. Egotism is the anesthetic which deadens the pain of being a darn fool. A hot dog is the noblest of all dogs because it feeds the hand that bites Tact—doing the right thing in stead of the obvious. A pedestrian is one who knows what the motorist is driving at. Striptease dancers are girls who are unsuited for their work. ATrofessor--a textbook wired for At twenty a man thinks he can save the world. At thirty he's happy if he can save part of his salary, Some men wake up and find them selves famous; others stay up all night and become notorious. 1948 Bathing Suit: two bandanas and a worried look. Many a dull There are more automobile wrecks than train wrecks for the simple reason that the engineer never tries to kiss the fireman. A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman. O VARSITY Mc f illazinfe Y M• THOUGHTS IN THE BREEZE * * The wife is the bitter half * * * cmmi 1:•=1 * * * EM:E3 C:M:=3 * * * I:M=1 girl shines in the dark * * *