CpMMENT:'IYett__QNAE:COONITIO : N"::TO:?THE '-:..-.:-'..-,!..: .-:.;:- - STLODENTS:.4DVANCING-FROM. JR. ' 'HUGH CLOSE-LEON BADEN In regards to the, controvprsy about the type of graduation exer cises to be held by HUC both' pro and con have been declared by mem bers of the junior college' student body. With the best interests of the school and the s . tudents at heart we we offer the following proposals: I—We recommend an Honor Con vocation in which the entire student body and friends can participate. (Continued on page four) 4. VP IA ST4 Center's Greatest Need: NEW AND MODERN a3teton Colitgatan BUILDINGS Vol. X. No. 11 Little Theatre Presents "Tish" The Hazleton Little Theatre will present "Tish", a three-act comedy, on Wednesday, April 28, at the Gre bey Memorial Auditorium. Jack Wagner, Chem major, will be seen in the role of Denby Grimes, a Holly wood , director. Also featured in the cast will be Sagemary Alex, former HUC student, and Billy Bower, who plans to en ter HUC next year. The production is being sponsored by the Conrad Balliet Bible Class, so named in honor of the father of an HUC student. Other HUC students assisting in the production include Carl Hill, president of the bible class; James Howells; Albert Christie; Daniel Alampi; and Siegmund Knies, house manager. Richard Waechter is ticket chairman. Other HUC personalities are work ing on the production of the famous play, "The Valiant," which will be presented at the Northeastern Drama Tournament in Wilkes-Barre on Apr. 27. The cast, headed by Peggy Leon ard, wife of HUC student Norbert Leonard, and Dan Wargo, includes E. Wallace McMullen of the faculty and •George Gorda, who completed his studies at HUC last semester. AT PENSACOLA Bernie Dvorscak, a former HUG student who studied here during the past two years, is now at the Naval Base at Pensacola, Florida, accord ing to letters received from him. Dvorseak is taking an eighteen-week course in pre-flight. Bernie was active in extra-curric ular activities during his stay at the Undergraduate Center and took part in several radio shows and Activity Board programs. VETS-TAKE NOTE Just about the time we think we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends. )SUMMER SESSIONS START J U NE 18 It was announced by the admin istrative office that the 1948 Sum mer Session 'at HUC 'will get under way on June 28 continuing through the month of July and will end on August 7. Any student planning to attend Summer School will register on Monday, June 28. HAZLETON UNDERGRADUATE CENTER, HAZLETON, PA Classes Begin At 7:00 A. M. A COLLEGIAN reporter entered the Walnut Street office Tuesday and asked the following question: "Do classes start at seven o'clock on Monday morning, April 26?" The office staff thought the reporter was "off his nut" but after much debate it was agreed that classes would be gin at 7:00 a.m., Eastern Standard Time. The, truth of the matter is that Daylight Saying Time will go into effect in the Hazleton region on Sunday, April 25. The Penn State Center in Hazleton will also operate on that time. Drew Pearson Radio Contest Mrs. Anna Hazelton is urging stu dents to enter the radio contest, "How to Make Democracy Live," pro moted by Drew Pearson, radio and news commentator, and his spon sor, the Frank H. Lee Company. Mrs. Hazelton has taken the initiative in explaining this contest to her stu dents, the subject of which is coordi nated with the work of the philoso phy classes at this time. All other in formation, in addition to the rules for this contest, as stated below, can be obtained from Mrs. Anne Hazel ton and Mr. Arthur Seibel, faculty members. Other than the first prize of five thousand dollars cash, and the next four prizes of fully-equipped Kaiser-Frazer sedans, there are .147 other cash awards. The following are the rules for the contest: Write an original letter of not more than 250 words on the subject, "How To Make Democracy Live." Awards will be based on the ideas expressed; stunts and literary tricks will not count. Each entry must not exceed one page in length and must be legibly written on one side of the paper only. Write name and address clearly at the top of the sheet. As there are , By Joe Fisher A few weeks ago the Faculty Com mittee on Commencement submitted several recommendations to the Ac tivities Board for consideration. Out standing among the proposals were these: I—Continuation of the usual com mencement program with this excep tion: Elimination of the dance fol lowing the dinner, since student sup port of this affair appeared weak in the past. 2—As a substitute for the dance, (Continued on page four) Sherman Was Right About War Says ROTC Man After Gun Cleaning HUC Students Invited To YWCA HUC faculty, students and their friends are invited to attend Club "rX.", a recreation center for young people past high school age, which is held, every first and third Friday of each month at the Y.W.C.A, building on West Broad Street. The club is operated for and by young people and features dancing, ping -gong, „ darts, cards, table games, informal entertainment, and group dancing (Virginia Reel, Paul Jones, etc.) The following HUC students are members of the organizing com mittee and council of the club: - Tony Dembroskie, Bill Ray, Jack Wagner and Dan Wargo. Mrs. E. Wallace McMullen, wife of HUC Lit. Instructor and Canteen Director at the Y.W.C.A., is advisor for the group. Informal entertainment scheduled for tonight's meeting is the presen tation of a slapstick melodrama, "And the Villain Still Pursued Her" by members of the Hazleton Little Theatre. Whenever there are five Fridays in a month, as in April, a special program is arranged for that week. Because of popular request, plans for the April 30th meeting are to have old-fashioned square dancing with a country caller and appropri ate music, three special $500.00 awards for the best effort submitted by a veteran or member of the armed forces, a col lege student, and a high school stu dent, (who have not won one of the first five prizes) these students should add their school or military identification. All entries must 'be addressed to: Drew Pearson, Box 1622, Washing ton, D. C., and mailed not later than April 29, 1948. COLLEGE High tide of the many regional fishing streams hindered many HUC fishermen yesterday as scores of stu dents here took to the woods on the first day of fishing season. incomplete at press time, many . stu- dents were missed yesterday because of the spring sport beginning. "When Sherman said what war was, he must have been thinking of cleaning an rifle covered with cosmoline," was the statement of one ROTC lad at this school. That's what the local Vaskomen have been doing the past three weeks—cleaning the gooey stuff from their rifles. Sgt. John Vasko admitted this week that there axe 65 weapons in the arms room at Wainut Street and every one of them arrived swimming in oil and the boys have been cleaning ever since. The fastest rate of cleaning which has been reached is one rifle in two and a half hours—if there is a lot of outside help. Each one of the mem bers of the HUC unit has been made responsible for his firearm. If the bad weather is fair enough tomorrow, according to the sergeant, the boys will spread their parts out on the Walnut Street playground and dig into the job that Duz won't do! "That oil seems to seep from all over when the guns start to get hot." Literary Mag Deadline Set The deadline for contributions to the forthcoming Literary Magazine was set for April 24 with a commit tee of students interested in the proj ect. Everyone is invited to submit as many contributions as he desires so long as his material is original. No limitations have been placed upon the type of literature, style or length. Students are urged to attend the meetings and take advantage of this opportunity to display their talents in all fields of literature. When the question arose as to how a name for the magazine should be selected, the group decided that all English students would be given a chance to offer suggestions in class. (Continued on page four) Studenti:Clit4eal... :::stire.iii:Baiiki - A*l Fishing Begins Although attendance reports were Center's Greatest Asset: VITAL PROGRESSIVE SPIRIT April 16, 1948 For April 24