MAY QUEEN AND COURT
SELECTED BY POPULAR VOTE
Highlighting the one night opening
of Club Collegian was the announce
ment this evening of the new May
Queen of the Hazleton Undergraduate
Center, Miss Shirley Van Naucker.
Catherine Conahan, last year's May
Queen, made the announcement, which
was greeted by the whole hearted ap
plause of the entire student body. The
election was by popular vote and the
selection of Miss Van Naucker is a
tribute denoting the esteem in which
she is held by her fellow students.
Miss Conaltan presented the new
ruler of the May with a corsage and
a card symboling the general congra
tulations of the group. The card was
inscribed with the names of the mem
bers of the year's Court of Honor,
which was also selected by popular
vote.
Undergraduate committees working
with Mrs. Goss, advisor of the girls'
sorority, have announced that the co
ronation, followed by a semi-formal
dance will take place on May 6th at
the Holy Trinity Hall.
The complete May Day Court, as
announced this evening is:
AROUND TOWN
Riding in class this semester is
DON PAPE whosponts a brand new
Dodge..... Genetti's Tyrolean Room
is a popular spot with students. It
must be those peppermint toothpicks.
Spring is here as we see DUKE
SIPPLE walking out of the library
with books on female psychology....
Good luck to MR. COHN who goes
to Harvard Law in September.... At
the concert THE KELLER BRO
THERS enjoying an evening of cul
ture.... Late again is JERRY COHN
dressing in the game r00m....
"BROADWAY" SOLTIS was busy
explaining to AL DURBACH that
Western Union is not cowboy under
wear.... ANN McHUGH'S letters to
the campus increase as semesters go
by.... JOE MADAY was considering
purchasing a wig when the cool wea
ther came in along with his short
haircut.... MIKE TIMKO'S trips to
Tresckow are so numerous that the ci
tizens of the town have considered
nominating him for burgess....
"DOWNTOWN" BADEN has al
ready picked his spot in front of Hy
man's for the 52-20 lounging this
summer.... GOLDIE GOLDSWOR
THY'S jitterbug lessons are gaining
in popularity.... Talking over a late
cup of java in the Madison we see
MR. and MRS. JOSEPH FISHER....
Hats On MISS DOSSENBACH
and MISS ISTAFFIERI leading the!
Easter parade on Broad Street.
CHARLIE "THE CHAIN" QUAY, a
potential membebr of the 52-20 club,
tells us he has trouble sleeping since
he heard that all the unemployed men
in Hazleton will be placed on con
struction jobs during the summer....
Quiet and sedate this year is
IRENE KOCHERA who has definite
ly decided on a career.... Engineer
ing students are having a hard time
deciding whether to lock themselves
up and study or repeat Math next se
mester. This warm weather can
drive anyone to ruin, especially an en
gineer.... HUGH CLOSE may drop
out of school to accept a position as
social co-ordinator in one of the prom
inent resorts in the Poconos....
Something for the •boys! HAMY
MORAN goes to the hair dresser's
every two weeks and has his hair
washed and set. Ask him about it.
Prices are cheap, t 00.... On the cor
ner discussing the female situation
were "GREGORY PECK" SAUL,
JACK BROGAN, and a former stu
dent, AL CANNON.... Observed
boarding the bus for Sheppton is MR.
R. N. KRECKER.... The Music De
partment reports a genius at the pia
noforte—APlCHELLA finally located
middle C.... GEORGE TOMSHO is
seen going around in a daze the past
May Queen-Shirley Van Naucker
Maid of Honor—Jean Uzman
Sophomore Attendents—lrene Ko
chera, Elizabeth Procopio
Freshman Attendants Grace Mc-
Bride, Lorraine DeJoseph
Scroll Bearer—Margaret Dennion
Crown Bearer—Jane Kenvin
Heart Bearer—Audre Morgan
Key Bearers —Nancy North, Anne
McHugh, Alice Danyon and Charlotte
Deitch
The flower girl will be Linda Co
burn, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. R.
Coburn, and the Jr. Attendant will be
Patricia Ann Goss, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Amos A. Goss.
The hemlock chain will be: Nellie
Ohirico, Doris Goldsworthy, Elinor
Kocay, Eugenia Maczkov, Caroline
Margwarth, Nancy Morgan, Claire
Murphy, Rena Oliva, Angela Piccino,
Irene 'Smith, Ruth Von Bergen, Rose
may Baum, Mary Jane Gebhardt, Pa
tricia Kringe, Gladys Lorah, Helen
McNally, 'Sara Nelson, Gloria'Pauline)
Marguerite Rhondash, Nancy Row
land, Margaret Schweitzer, Esther
Wagner, and Dolores Zukowski.
By JOHN PITZA
few weeks. Reason, his girl is coming
back from a month's sojourn in Flori
da.... Street chatter -- ANGELO
(with cigar) CROCOMO, DAN A
LAMPI, ART HUTCHINSON,
BROOKSIE, MALIOWNISKI and
MAUER debating where the largest
five cent beers are 501 d.... ELIAS
YURICK sells Easter stamps in his
classes....
In style is ANGELA "VOGUE"
IPICCINO who tells us she removes
her bracelets everytime she weighs
herself. She is a bracelet fancier and
her prize specimen is made from a
snake captured in the Belgian Congo.
.. MRS. .HAZLETON'S Philosophy
class is a haven for geniuses. PAUL
OSADOHY heads the Heights delega
tion with his "death" philosophy....
JACK , SPECHT was seen telling
one of the female customers how
much energy there is in a bowl of
012H22011, sugar to you liberal art
ists.... The Campus Shoppe Com
mando Club has elected DON "PIN
BALL" 'BARNES for President and
ELINOR KOCAY for Vice-President.
• . . WILILY ISANKO tells us the
girls are wearing more sweaters the
last few weeks. He thinks the May
Queen selection may have something
to do with it.... We aren't sure who
the game room blackboard artist is,
but we think they call him YUMMY
THOMAS.... Teachers please note
that FRANCIS FATSIE and TOM
CACCESE are going bald from over
work.... Famous quotations: "Beat
York, Beat York"—"Bluebook Tomor
row".... Didn't you know that TED
"NIGHT , CLUB" SCHWARTZ was al
so an accomplished drummer? ....
IRENE SMITH prefers 'Cadillacs.
.... DONALD "PARSON" SMITH
will be the first man to whisper his
way through college.... Worried a
bout her weight again is MISS GAR
BRICK who insists on tuning her own
pianos.... There is MISS DAVEY
scanning the Penn State paper again.
Literary value or romance! ! ! ! New
feature next month for the COLLE
GIAN—FRANCIS FATSIE'S Advice
to the Lovelorn.... AARON MARSH
—FRANCIS FATSIE'S first custom
er.... GUY O'HAZZA plans on im
porting a main line sicialite from New
porting a main line socialite from
New York for the May Dance....
things must come to an end so keep
up your social activities as JOHN
PITZA will be back again next month.
All good things must tome to an
end so keep up with your social activ
ities as JOHN PITZA will be back
again next month.
HAZLETON COLLEGIAN
Final Exams Schedu
Amos A. Goss, administrative head,
has issued for publication the follow
ing examination schedule. All con
flicts must •be reported to the office
not later than April 26.
Art 74 June 6 8:00 W-4
Bot. 2 June 5 10:30 W-13
Chem. 2 (A) _ June 4 8:00 W-15
Chem. 2 (A) - June 4 8:00 B-7
(B) _ June 4 8:00 B-7
Chem. 3 June 4 8:00 B-5
Chem. 4 (A) _ June 4 10:30 W-16
(B) _ June 4 10:30 B-5
(C) _ June 4 10:30 W-15
Chem, 20 __ June 4 8:00 B-6
Econ. 1 June 5 10:30 W-2
Econ. 14(A) _ June 5 10:30 W-3
(B) _ June 5 10:30 W-4
Ed. 1 June 5 10:30 W-15
E. Comp. 1(A) June 4 2:00 W-2
(B) June 4 2:00 W-3
(C) June 4 2:00 W-4
E. Comp. S(A) June 3 8:00 W-2
(B) June 3 8:00 W-3
(C) June 3 8:00 W-4
(D) June 3 8:00 W-13
(E) June 3 8:00 W-15
(F) June 3 8:00 W-16
(G) June 3 8:00 B-3
(H) June 3 8:00 B-5
E. Comp. 26 _ June 3 8:00 B-7
E. Lit. 20 (A) June 3 2:00 W-13
(B) June 3 2:00 W-16
E. Lit. 25 (A) June 3. 2:00 W-15
(B) June 3 2:00 W-3
(C) June 3 2:00 W-4
French 2 ___ June 3 10:30 B-3
French 3,4, 6 June 3 10:30 B-7
Geology 30 __ June 3 8:00 B-6
German 2 (A) June 3 10:30 W-3
(B) June 3 10:30 W-4
(C) June 3 10:30 W-13
German 3, 4 _ June 3 10:30 W-2
History 18 __ June 5 g:00 B-6
Hist. 21 (A) _ June 5 2:00 W-2
(B) _ June 5 2:00 W-3
(C) _ June 5 2:00 W-4
Math. 0 June 5 2:00 B-5
Math. 2 (A) _ June 5 2:00 W-13
(B) _ June 5 2:00 W-15
Math. 4 June 5 2:00 W-16
Math. 7 (A) _ June 6 8:00 W-2
(B) _ June 6 8:00 B-5
(C) _ June 6 8:00 W-16
(D) _ June 6 8:00 W-13
(E) _ June 6 8:00 W-15
Math. 10 (A) June 6 8:00 B-3
(B) June 6 8:00 B-6
Math. 11 ___ June 6 8:00 B-7
Music 5 ___ June 5 8:00 W-2
Music 11 __ (No exams to be given)
Music 82 - 83 (No exams to be given)
Phil. 2 June 6 8:00 W-3
Phys. 235 (A) June 5 8:00 W-13
(B) June 5 8:00 W-3
(C) June 5 8:00 W-16
(D) June 5 8:00 W-15.
Phys. 285
A-& B June 5 8:00 W-4
Poli. S. 4 (A) June 4 8:00 W-2
(B) June 4 8:00 W-3
(C) June 4 8:00 W-4
Psy. 2 (A) __ June 6 10:30 W-2
(B) _ June 6 10:30 W-3
(C) __ June 6 10:30 W-4
Psy. 21 June 6 10:30 W-13
Soc. 1 June 5 8:00 B-5
Soc. 5 June 5 8:00 B-6
Speech 200(A) June 4 2:00 W-13
(B) June 4 2:00 W-16
Span. 2 (A) _ June 3 10:30 W-15
(B) _ June 3 10:30 W-16
(C) _ June 3 10:30 B-5
Span. 3, 4__ June 3 10:30 B-6
Zool. 3 (A) _ June 4 10:30 W-3
(B) _ June 4 10:30 W-4
Zool. 25 (A) _ June 4 10:30 W-2
(B) _ June 4 10:30 W-13
Conflicts __-_ June 6 10:30 - 2:00
Love, you know, is a funny thing;
But the funniest thing about it
Is you never can tell if it is love
Until you start to doubt it.
We don't say that marriages are
not made in heaven, but we do say
that if they are, a new shipping clerk
is needed up there who won't get the
wrong adresses on so many of them.
There was an old man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket;
But his daughter named Nan,
Ran away with a man—
And as for the bucket—Nantucket.
I can not cook, I can not draw,
I don't resemble Venus.
I can not sing, I can not write.
I guess I'm just a genius.
ed for June 3,4, 5„ 6
GERMAN CLUB
ELECTS OFFICERS
At a recent meeting of the German
Club, the following students were
elected to office:
~ Sam aliarolo President.
Frank Lucia -- Vice President.
Jeanne Uzmann Treasurer.
Leon ;Baden Secretary.
'Social meetings of the club are held
, on the second Friday of each month,
and business meetings on the last Fri
day of the month. All meetings start
at 7 P.M. Miss Helen Dossenbach is
the club advisor.
GREASE OR GREECE SITUATION?
No, this is not a problem for the International Court of Justice
or United Nations Security Cauncil. It could be used as reference
material for an enterprising columnist who would like to create
a bit of allegorical literature, and it also might •be used as an
example by the Red Cross Safety Council; however, the the
Hazleton State Hospital handled it quite nicely.
Miss Pearl Garbrick, HUC music instructor, had completed
frying one of her tasteful steaks when she decided to dispose of
the excess fat ("grease").
Although she admitted that she knew better, she related how
she took a cup of grease drippings in her left hand, removed the
stove lid with her right hand, and nonchalantly poured the con
tents into the fire. An enveloping sheet of flame ensued as the
cup exploded, leaving the handle remaining between her thumb
and forefinger.
The more severe burns centered primarily about her thumb
and forefinger and extended back almost to her elbow. While her
clothing had saved her from more serious tragedy, her apron and
dress will be of little use.
Miss Garbrick believes that "Grease" can be handled safely,
but an impulsive act such as she committed should furnish ample
proof of the danger of the situation.
(Marshall, Molitov, please note!)
(Printer mistook this for an editorial and printed it a two column space.)
Since riches lead to vice,
And poverty to theft,
Outside of paradise
Is any virtue left?
Mode, bitter-sweet, from fruits of
life.
There is a wine;
It quenches every human thirst
We call it time. —Jean Herrick
If love could be turned on or off
As easily as water
A girl would always do the things
Her darling mother taught her
SINCE 1895
"PURE AS THE MOUNTAIN AIR'
The Famous Educator
Shoes for Collegiates
KINNEY'S
Shoe Shop
38 W. Broad St.
Hazleton, Pa.
DR. M. L. BLUM IPIRII WIN*
Eyes Examined p 9
orilli
Optical Service /1.)1
140 W. Broad St. L..,..„
Above Sears Roebuck
Phone 2429 Optometrist CITIZEN
PUBLISHING CO.
Contact Lenses Fitted 37-39 East Chestnut Street
Phone 3132 Hazleton, Pa
Importance Of Library
Next Forum Topic
The subject of the next radio forum
to be held April 26 is, "How Can the
Library Help Us to Achieve Educa
tion?"
(Guest speaker for the program will
he Miss Alice , Willergerod, librarian
at the Hazleton Public Library, who
will speak on the education value of
the library. Miss Elizabeth Collier,
who will represent the faculty, will
spealc on the value of books. Several
students are also to participate in the
program.
An A. B. degree from college to
day simply means that you know the
first two letters of the alphabet.
CAMPUS
SANDWICH
SHOP
125 South Church Street
Complete line of Sandwiches, Ham
burgs, Hot Dogs, Pies, Cakes, Buns,
Coffee, Milk and Soda.
Compliments of
CHENETZ'S
Men's Shop
Morris Chenetz Samuel Koplin
25 WEST BROAD STREET
HAZLETON, PA,
Telephone 2454
DINE IN COMFORT
at the Air Conditioned
Blue Comet Diner
45 S. CHURCH STREET
HAZLETON, PA.
here Courtesy Dwells Cr Service Excells