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You should have come to H.U.C. Hon
estly vre have the most fun here* What
■with ping-pong half the day and pinochle
the other -half*— especially, Ted Alex,
whose five subjects are pinochle, pinoch
le, pinochle, pinochle, and pinochle—
there is little time left to waste in
You'd like our administrative head,
nr. Herpel• When he comes into the game
room and points his finger at the dis
order, everyone hops up and collects the
empty bottles lying around; I guess it's
just-a guilty conscience.
We're thinking about having a con- Mr, X, the new math teacher at H.U.C.
test here to. see. who has the most allur- was born goo dness knows where and heaven
ing picture in his locker, ihe judges knows when, As to his personal appearance,
will be Joseph Petrillock, art student, j us t loolc above, where he is quite faith-
Mr. Isenberg, art instructor, and Frank fu n y portrayed. There is an almost
Knoth, engineering student ( He was only spectral thinness about him.
a student engineer, but whoo— whoooooi.), .
And speaking of pictures, you should / e was graduated xrom Any Old Jm
see the pne of Birt Schneider in eighth versity, and after reaching, he
grade while he was still wearing short married his wife and had z children.
His favorite hobby is having Mr,
Hid you know that the Greeks were Ilerpel teach the math classes as long as
fighting the Irish? I didn't either until possible, and his greatest dislike is
I came to the Center, You should see pitting in an appearance at H,U.C.
Maher and Alex go to town, _
never heard of sleeping with one's
eyes open, bub they say Jimmy Sauers is , ,
an expert at sleeping and giving the , c l&hbe r aooard, ohilaren, because
teacher an uncarmv stare at the same time.™? re „ ofl 011 tne old ° enter ° ooial Gho °"
At the present I've're running a cam
paign to get people to class on time—
both students and teachersj however, I
don't think the French 3 class will.ever
get started before ten after nine. The
students are always threatening to walk
out before the teacher arrives.
In room*4, the teachers can't seem
to keep their raincls on their lectures, I
wonder if the new picture "White ■-Sym
phony' 1 staring them in the face has any
thing to do with it, Maybe if they stood
on their heads, they could understand it
When I asked Mr, Herpel if he had
any ideas on why the girls sit in the
front row in Mat3a 2, he said, "I don't
know; maybe they think I'm far-sighted,''
Oh, Kay, guess who's the present
Casanova of H,tT.C.?lt's Spencer, that
ft i.iAi*' ) tty |M'ix Vi .. (yA.V-i-r.ig
Heading down at full throttle, we
meet our first social event on February
14, *6he Girls' Dance and with it
good strong punch which will get us in
fit condition for our wooly trip to the
Wild V/cst Party of February 20, lasting
from sunset till sunrise. Then on March
20, we will visit the "tf" for our Open
House* when we'll get gymming, swimming,
and women. Now straighten your tie and
get that nltamont odor off your breath,
for on tlie evening of April 10, we will
have a Fathers' Smoker, md on the fol
lowing day be in good condition, for
April 11 is the date of the Mothers' Tea,
Now let's see——- that's over and we'll
relax by ’raving a Roller 'Skating Party on
April 24, followed by our grand and glor
ious, gay and notorious Seventh Annual'
"So ends our night"«