SUGGESTIONS EOR IMPROVING THE CENTER L. Install an escalator or elevator sc that the.students won't wear them selves cut- walking up and down stairs o 2 0 Line the hall? library,, and game room with mirrors in order that the coeds can conveniently comb their lus trous locks and apply war paint when ever they get the notion—which is plenty ofhen<> 3„ Use John Powers models in the library to attract students who are allergic to books* 4„ Install a coke machine selling free cokes only. 5» Have a three—hour recess between all classes. 6„ Eliminate sending marks home— or even eliminate marks* 7. Have the bannisters converted into sliding boards. g. Build a sun deck* Include over stuffed chairs, foot stools, and sun deck maids (preferably blondes without husbands). Warfell —I fainted; they brought me to; so I fainted again. Warfel's sidekick Miraldo:--Why? Warf el:—Well, they brought me two more / / c a/>o S' /) e 6 * S' j S o r o p. la/ / n >1 « C & 3e<) k fjn r? fa , Hornet ff r9 , ic /' c. A /V? “j h <?. it OFFICIAL BULLETIN j Students: | Just imagine, our vacation 'begins lat 5 o’clock this afternoon, and we don’t |have to come hack till next year l Specifically, we must he hack at S:00 A*M # on January 5 (if we are so unlucky as to have 8 o'clocks)* And then for those of us who decide to ex tend our vacations, there’s that un pleasant matter of a $5 assessment (no defense tax). I Bear Aunt Sophronia: (Continued) some of that very simple German.... And aunty, did you know that Miles is in a love triangle? It’s Miles, Ann Mariano, and Tillie from Tresckow....lncidentally, Miles recently took on a new extra-cur ricular activity, that of teaching the art of fudge-making; he learned it at Mariano's. How about a piece of fudge, Eudgie?...Betty and Genevieve still go to the M.&M.I. dances, and hy mere de incidence, so do Pinger and Tommy Popo vec—we know how you feel, Sholtis I— but—if Bashful Tommy doesn't wake up he may not find himself sitting hy Gen evieve in German class. Tell him why, Wade.... Everyone understands why Ser geant Jose Vazquez is beginning to study projectile problems in calculus.... D efense, defense, de-fence, hut oh for a real "he-man” for Ee-gate(is). (j <i o r o e y oho f t / S /^//y 6-' •- r (j, C> >77 <; Sincerely, Tranquil Tilly / ■ -'j c o.! L > /■"/ «/ ’/■ i Hr 3r±>:irr; Cd, t c, < t '-i CA « •*<^o ?■ A f
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