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Dear George,
How do I tell my parents that
I have lost my license, was
caught drinking in the residence
halls, and have now been
lricked-out of on-campus
housing? I have to go home for
a wedding in three weeks and I
now have no way of getting
home for it. What am I
supposed to do?
-Poor Unfortunate Soul
Dear Gloria,
The Spring Semi-Formal is
fast approaching and my
boyfriend refuses to go. Should
I hurt his feelings and go with a
friend, or should I just forget
the night altogether?
-Caught in the Middle
Dear Caught in the Middle
If you want to go to the Semi,
there is no reason why you
shouldn’t. Explain to your
boyfriend how much going to
the Semi means to you. If he
still doesn’t want to go, talk to
him about going to the Semi
with a freind. If he doesn’t
want to go he shouldn’t spoil
your desire to. If he really
cares about you and doesn’t
want to go, he will let you go to
the Semi with a freind so your
night isn’t ruined.
-Gloria
Dear Poor Unforunate Soul
Wait no longer. Tell your
parents what happened as soon
as possible. The longer you
wait, the worse their reaction
will be. Parents want their
children to stay out of trouble,
but they will always be there if
you fall.
-Always Listening, Goerge
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Dear Gloria,
My boyfriend and I have been
"going out" for four months
now and have been having sex
for the last few weeks. With
this AIDS scare now, I’m
worried. How can I ask him to
get tested?
-Worried, Scared, & Anxious
Dear Worried, Scared, &
Anxios
First off , your taking the
first step by being scared. Most
girls would just leave things as
they are because they’re scared
of what their boyfriend might
say or do. Believe it or not
many guys are also concerned
about getting AIDS. Sometime
soon when the two of you are
just sitting talking or doing
nothing ask him straight out if
he would mind getting checked
out. Getting checked out
doesn’t just mean for AIDS,
there are other things you can
contract by having sex with
someone. If if would make him
feel better tell him you will also
get checked out. It is always
better to be safe then sorry.
-Gloria
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Dear Gloria,
My father told me he would
pay my college tuition as long
as I didn’t get in trouble.
Surprise, Surprise. I recently
found out from my doctor that I
am pregnant. I want to keep
my baby and still be able to
attend college, but if my father
finds out he would be extremely
upset with me and cut off my
tuition. Please help me! What
should I do?
-Desperately Seeking Advice
Dear Desperately Seeking
Advice
It is better to tell your father
now about your problem then to
have him find out in six months
when you start showing. If you
tell him straight out he might
be a little more understanding.
Worse comes to worse you’ll
have to take off from school and
get a job until you have your
baby and can afford college on
your own. Who knows your
father might surprise you and
help you out anyway he can.
Good Luck with your talk.
-Gloria
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