Higb.acrs . Colleg 15) .=i E'll Vol . 3 No . 3 WHY IS THIS CAMPUS SO BLAH? by Amy Muschek Those who are busy, those who say they are busy, the plain lazy ones, the illiterate (unable to read or comprehend advertisements to activities), and those who Are "just too cool" to go, are the different types of college students who don't partake in club-sponsored events. What do these people do? College (our parents and every adult in the "real world" says) is supposed to make us "young adults" well-rounded people. If all youAO is drink and party, yOU definitely will reach that "well-rounded" look (if you know what I mean). Although you can chalk one up (orHseveral) for experiencerwhat have you experienced other than bed spins, dry heaves,: waking up on someone's cold, wet (most of the . time) floor, or memory What About Love? The Pillow. The Bottle, The Chain. and the Candle For a minute, think about some emotions. List them in your head. What do you come up with? Happiness, sadness, anger, disgust, depression. the list goes on and on. There is one very special emotion which, personally. Is quite new to me. This emotion is called "love." For the next few minutes I will try to define for you loss? If you've never experienced these drinking symptoms (and can say you've been "smashed"), you have experienced at least one - memory loss. See what I mean? "Life is a barrel of laughs" so they say. There are many other things to do other than kill most of your brain cells in one night. How much do you spend to come to P.5..U.? $3500.00? $11,000.007 Did you ever wonder where y:,ur money goes? It sure doesn't contribute to thti, Dining Hall's grocery bil Just think of the meal%.' we'd be eating for th amount of money!! that money is spent (believe it or not!) on us students.... Yes - our generous college has spent money on Cultural events,sporting events and clubs to sponsor spetial activities. Because of this generosity, three what love means to me. I was going to look the term up in the dictionary-write it out. and Just leave it at that. After seeing the definition, however. I thought it best to try to word my own thoughts together. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines love in two ways: As a noun: Strong affection Warm Attachment (for example, "I love the sea") Ivania State The Pe blah cont. pg 3 Attraction based on sexual desire A beloved person A score of zero in tennis As a verb: To cherish To feel a passion. devotion. or tenderness Caress To take pleasure in (for example. "I love to eat") Obviously, I can't leave you with that. It might be helpful to take the word and assign to each letter a word or phrase that iic*************************4 * * * * * * * * * * * Crate problems p. 2 * * Editorial p. 2 4 4 * • Hazleton's Play p. 2 * * Dean's list p. 3 * * * Money update p. 4 * * * Thank you's p. 4 * * * SURVEY p. 4 * * • Love stories p. 5 * * * One Year Ago Today p. 5 * * Sports page P- 7 * * Personals P- 8 * * * First Floor Opinion p.B * * * * * ***************************: N. helps cast light upon my ideas on what love should be. The type of love I will explain is one between two non-related or previously non-related individuals. Love is spelled L-O-V-E. Let the AL" stand for the other person being someone to lean on. We've all had days when things have gone generally rotten. This happens a lot during a college career. Without lan February 19 88 cont. pg . 6