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edna: the poor studenti philosopher
I have spent two terms aw a
high school adjunct and six
terms as a paying student at
this campus. I have become a
maladjusted professional col
lege student, majoring in extra
curricular activities,. My fond
memories include:
Misspelling Luther as
LUTEUR consistently through a
history paper (an oversight
over which Dr. Miller is
still chuckling).
Terrorizing the South
Building by tacking notes
on doors and searching wild
ly for various profs. (Thank
you, English Department, for
all your help.)
litgllarrts (Intimtan
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Bill Michael...Editor-in-Chief
Jerry Roslevich.Business Manage
Donny Serfass..Managing Editor
Donna Baver.Production Manager
Lawrence Suhre.Faculty Advisor
F7rl
NEWS: D. Serfase-Editor, D.
Berger, C. Kokinda, N. Keiser,
Bovito, C. Tito.
ENTERTAIMHENT: J. Yatsko-Editor
T. Seo.
FEATURE: D. Berger-Editor,
Edna, M.J. Rovito.
EDITORIAL: M.J. Rovito-Editor,
J. Mullen.
ADVERTISING: J. Eoelevieh-Mana
ger, L. Gallagher, D. Walek.
PHOTOGRAPHY' Anyone with a
camera.
SPORTS: K.A. leLazio -Editor,
W. Michael.
COMPOSITION: D.BaverAhmager,
L.Gallagher, F.Kolet, W.
Michael,4*.Roslevich, M.J.
Bovito, D.Serfass, D.Walck.
The COLLEGIAN is located in
the Publications office in
the S.L.B. game room.
Accidently sending the
entire Parnassus Society to
our advisor's office on a
day that he was not on campus.
Giving a solo "committee"
lecture while sitting on the
front desk in a short skirt.
( I got a 90% for GUTS!)
Folding one hundred
COLLEGIANS inside out.
Adding to my collection of
friends: an almost reverend, a
descendent of Attila the Hun
(who was also Tamaquals Yo-Yo
champion), a basic Italian, a
hungry Hungarian who won't stop
smiling, Groucho Marx, and a
budding poet whose first poem
sold for 240.
Having Berger blamed - for
this column.
Telling Dr. David that
college is great except that
classes keep interrupting my
free time.
And now to U-Park! Before
I depart, I must thank my
sources of inspiration. Thank
you Hal Boyle, Edna St. Vin
cent Millay and Linda Gallagher
for at least two of you have
made money in this business.
FAREWELL!
OPEN LETTER
Dear Student Body,
As most of you know by
now, the Student Union Board
obtained new game machines for
both the Student Union Build
ing and Residence Hall. These
games include two air hockey
machines, two electronic ten
nis games, and one pinball
machine. Within the past two
weeks, extensive damage has
been done to a number of the
machines. If any further van
dalism occurs in the future
the company will be forced to
remove the machines. This
would mean that we would not
be able to have any type of
amusement machines in the
future. lam asking the stu
dent body to help stop this
destruction.
Sincerely,
Everitt F. Binns
Asst. to the Dean of
Student Affairs
FAREWELL
Dear Highacres,
This was a very special
year for the Highacres COL
LEGIAN. We began to utilize
lour new office and establishe
a new system of printing. We
many not look like The New
York Times, but the kind of
paper and our method of lay
out is cheaper, faster, and
less aggravating than an IBM
system.
There are several people
who have contributed to and
encouraged the campus newspa
per. A grateful thank you to:
-The Staff: Donna Bayer,
Deborah Berger, Mary Angie De
Lazio, Carol Kokinda, Janilou
Maderick, Nancy Meiser, Bill
Michael, Jim Mullen, Alan
Prichard, Jerry Roselevich,
Tony Seo, Carole Shenosky,
Donald Serfass, and Jack Yat
sko.
-The organizations that
contributed articles: Alpha
Phi Omega, Belles-Lettres,
Business and Economics, Chorus,
History Club, Literary Mag
azine, Parnassus, SUB, SGA,
and Theta Sigma Pi.
-The Faculty, especially 1
Dr. Aurand, Mr. Biacchi, Mr.
Biggers, Mrs. Bodenstein, Mr.
Breckenridge, Mr. Concannon,
Mrs. Jago, Mr. Jumpeter, Mr.
Kafka, Dr. Lerch, Mr. Price,
Dr. Santulli, Nr. Shaevel, and
Dr. Win, for submitting arti
cles and/or granting inter
views with our reporters.
-The Administration, es
pecially Dr. David, Dean Mc-
Callus, and Mr. Binns for en
couraging us and assisting
free press.
-Our friends Barb Mace,
Mike Petresky, Debbie Snyder,
Joe Caputo, Mark Denke, Mary
Nester, and Tom Shea for drop
ping by and saying Hello.
-We wish the best of luck
to Bill Michael, Donna Bayer,
Son Serfass, and Jerry Rose-
levich as next year's Board . '
of Directors.
-Special thinks to Mrs.
Walck for her delicious lun
ches, Ziggy for his excellent
dusting, and Joyce Grego for
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