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edna: the
poor students
philosopher
in season.
The prophets have said that
Dr. Aurand's spring hate! Fill
The T.V. show " . .KING FU" outshine his winter ones.
has attracted much attention my life tends to follow
to-oriental philosophy. r the course of an uncontinuous
wish,tolist some maxims frpm continuum.
my Highacrial Philosophy known
I wish upon the scheduling
as "GUNG 1100 committee two missed lunches a
If you can do something week and several Pepsi's with
better than I, please do, just out syrup.
don't tell me about.it. When you're down and out,
No matter where I am stand- lift up your head and shout,
ing, wherever I am going is "Broom and Selznik on it any
always uphill.
way. "
. Women's Lib also guarantees
the right to act dumb when
necessary.
Let us all live together
in harmony, just so we do it
MY WAY!
In defiance of all natural
NigOats On&gum
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
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flar*RoVito.Executive editor
Da.l4:Wi44..Business manager
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T. Seo.
FEATURE; D. Berger-Editor, J.
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The COLLEGIAN is located in
the Publications office in
the S.U.B. game room.
,bncres Colle.ian February 27, 1974
STAFF'
laws, the sun continues to rise
over the South Buildin(,.
Rejoice, my reople, fruit
flavored jelly beans are now
It has been announced that
any organization that over
draws its budget will have its
advisor towed away at the
club's expense.
And so ends another column-
Gibran beware.
BUSINESS
by James Mullen
What is the position of
the United States today? Is
it what it should be? If not,
then what should it be?
These questions are ones
'that our Government must sup
ply the answers to every day,
'but to an even greater mea
sure, they are questions that
Congress must deal squarely
with when the time comes to
decide on our next national
budget. A proposed budget for
the next fiscal . year has al
ready been placed before them
and it is time for them to
take action. What is that
they must decide? Well, they
are, to a very great extent,
to decide wt.at the U.S. will
or will not do in the next fis
cal year. In other words,
they are to determine the fu
ture of the U.S q and to a les
ser degree, the world; a
frighteningly massive responsi
bility. How does Congress
shoulder this respaosibility?
Unfortunately, it is done in a
most self-centered way, with
each Congressman freiting for
as much as he can get s rather
than meeting the_needs of
the nation. More often than
hot the people see the budget
become a political instrument. I
will venture to say that the
budgetbeglns the bflegest po
litical scramble of almost
ievery year, as politicians jump
all over it and each other.
:Well, you. say, isn't this the
way it is supposed to work?
:To this my answer_ is a reluctan
'yes: yes, tiis is the wav it's
!supposed to Fork, but I don't
see it as the bgsrTrr.
i" can see the budget as be
:ing a greater aid to the na
tion if more cooperation were
applied and less politics.
What I wollld like to se'e is
a more business-like approach
and less ranting and raving.
I would to see legis
latures fighting to put the
money to its best use, rather
than fighting to get as much.
as possible for themselves and
their states. Such a condi-
Ition l some: might say, is too i
.deal to be achieved, but it can
at least be striven for, if
people themselves were to pick
up more of a nationalistic at
titude and drop some of their
self interests. Perhaps this
would be best for everyone.
I think so.
TIME TABLE?
by Maria 3. Rovito
Have you ever wondered
what it would be like if some
of our favorite activities
here in the SUB were made intp
classes? Better yet, hdAr do
,you think the course descrip
tions would look? Well,
friends, we here on the Col
'legian, have decided to compile
la list of our favorite activit
ies and turn them into
classes. A pseudo-timetable
for now, but perhaps a real
one in the future, as we take
a look at OUR FAVORITE-CLASSES.
Pinball I. Introduction
to pinball. Students learn
pinball techniques such as how
to shake the machine-without
'tilting, how to spore 100
points on a ten point light,
and how to win games without
even trying.
Pinochle 200. Advanced
pinochle playing. How to bluff
your way through a hand while
keeping cool. Prerequisite:
Pinochle 100.
Risk 101. New course of
fering--winter and spring
terms only. Technical skills
and fundamentals of contemp
orary war strategy. Ilb prior
knowledge assumed. Prere
quititevsecond term standing.
continued pege'tlaree