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Several outstanding per
formances by members of the
Collegian staff helped make
"Monday Night Heartbreak" a
smashing success.
Linda Gallagher did a top
notch job as the nag.g.ing house
wife, Edith, who was faced with
the impossible task of saving
her husband Groucho (Dale
Waick), ffrom the evils of the
sexy new neip:hbor, Mae West
(Donna Bayer). Dale undoubted
ly had the easiest job in fal
line head over heels for Donna
and her physical attributes.
John Busher, who was
"typecast" as the creepy kid
called Igor, did an outstandinr,.
job of hopping back and forth
across the stage and attacking
everyone. Christie Tito added
her - talents to the farce with
her convincing performance of "
the_ helpful neighbor.
The entire soap opera, ef
fectively narrated by Howard
Cosell (Hike Petresky), proved
to be hilarious and thought
provoking. Did poor, tacky
looking Edith ever recapture
the interest of Croucho, or
was she too late? Your guess
is as good as mine.
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Another entertainin7 skit,
"'Frontier Mortician," featured
the theatrical abilities of
the faculty and, administration.
Mr. Breckinridge, who was
Probably dying of embarrass
ment in the polka-dotted
moaned and groaned his
wa r - F,hronf+ the role nf a sicir
cowhoy. "B" was
knocking on death's door, his
daughter, Pie A3a Node (Mr.
Binns), was innocently flirt
ing with Little Orphan Arnie
(Mr. Carnbell).
The entire predicament
was comically presented by the
talented faculty and staff, in
cluding some fins acting by
Yr. Rinns, Mr. Breckenridge,
Mr. Campbell, Mr. Sebesta, and
Mr. Pollard.
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...Mrs. Bodenstein i s cllrprise
-performance.
...fhe photography in "The Way
of the Pilgrim" and "The Boob
Tube."
...Tony Seo, Cindy Parsons,
and Jack Yatsko, with their
.aili+arq
...Donna Paver as not only a
sexy neighbor, but also a vol
uptuous secretary.
...the work of Prof. Shaevel,
Mr. Preckenridge, and all the
other directorn.
DeLonts annorncing
(which is much better than his
bow:ling).
...Maria Rovito;s excellent
portrayal of a doorbell.
...Fred Kolet's outstanding
performance of a telephone.
...the Paanity Chorus: Dr.. Mil
ler, Dr. David, Dr. Covert,
Pr. Price; Mr. Jumpeter, Mr.
Sebesta l Mr. Shaevel, and Mr.
Breckenridge.
...the entire cast of "Patch,-
ing the Palace Plumbing."
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