X wish T were on S.G'A:, I know what X would do.
X'd cry about something for a while, then find something new.
I'd try a s hard as I could to correct things that were wrong.
X wouldn't mind the meetings, because they don't last too long.
Oh, oh, those meetings, what a delight.
I'd make things wrong that originally were right
Oh, yes, the road, X know it looks so sick.
I'd get out there and fix it with my shovel and
And in the caf, T'd always be sure to show,
That because I'm on S.G.A,, I'm in the know.
(I'd always clean my table when I was through,
In fact, if someone were looking, I'd probably clean two.)
Yes, if I were on S.G.ft:, I really would be prudent.
Yeh, then I could sa£ I was the perfect student.
I'd report to the conference room to work when I was free.
And the way T'd dress, everyone would be sure to admire me.
ft nother big re a don why I'd run for S.G.A,,
Is that I'd like a blazer, they must be on the way.
Yes, I wish I were on S.G.A., it really would be great,
But, T know I never could be, because there are a. few things I hate:
I hate to tell people off and a ct as if I'm tops.
¥*hen decorating for a dance, I'M not allergic to the mops.
I like to attend meetings, and for this they would not stand.
Even at a dance, I sometimes like the band.
And last of all, with money, wfcH I'm just not a miser.
No, I guess I won't run for S.G.A. after all,
Much as we would like to, the Collegian can not take credit for this
poetry. T he atthor is not associated with us.
I have just come from an S.G.A.
meeting and please forgive me if
this article seems illogical and
disjointed, but I am still trying
to recuperate from the traumatic
experience.
TFF OTHER W ft Y. .. I '"ITH S.G.«.
I guess I'm just the wisei!
I WAS THERE
pick.
Hope Itilchange
At one o'clock Thursday,
held one of its meetings
to become better acquain
school and its fractions
There were around fiftee:
in the cluttered confere