LOOKING AT THE LIGHTER SIDE
THE SUNDAY visitors had picked the
farmer’s fruit and his flowers, and their
car was full of plunder* Pointing to an
unexplored highway, they inquired of the
farmer* "Shall we take this road bock
to the city?"
rt You might as well,’’ replied the
farmer* "You’ve got almost everything
elsel"
ON THE OUTSKIRTS of an Oklahoma
town are six service stations in a row*
Posted in front of the first is a large
sign* "Last ohance to Buy Gas-*-the
Next Five Stations Are Mirages
THE TALKATIVE lady was telling her
husband about the bad manners of a
recent visitor* "If that woman yawned
once, Albert, while I was talking, she
yawned a dozen times!"
"Maybe she wasn’t yawning, dear,"
said the husband; "maybe she was trying
to say something,"
SHORT AND SWEET: ,
■ r Pity the teen-age singing stars•
Who, though they’re earning plenty
All too soon wake up to find ;
j They’re all washed up at twenty*
THE TROUBLE with people who get
carried away with their own abilities
is that they don’t get carried far
enough. •• "
NO ONE is completely useless* You
can always serve as a bad example*
■ WHAT a scarcity of news there, would
he if we all obeyed the Ten Commandments*
m* mm m* m
Jo n i j K X
TIQHT LITTlih INLAND
8 P*M. - Student Union Building
"One of the funniest movies."
EVERYONE
INVITED
The Club elected Robeft Thrash as
Treasurer for the semester at their
meeting on October 7, 1960., The Club
intends to put up a basketball net on
the athletic field in the near future.
; On October 31# at 4’ 00 PoM,, Mr,
Amidon will address the Circle K Club,
members from various Key Clubs, and the
Hazleton Kiwanis Club in the SUB lounge*
The talk will Concern the breakdown of
the political parties.
The Circle K Club will hold "Citizen
ship Quotient" on November I, 1960 in
which all students should take part,
Phamphlets will be distributed throughout"
the day in the SUB, and the student body :
is asked to cooperate in this worthwhile ,
survey.
At the meeting held on October 14,
1960, the Club had Mr, Bachman, a
prominent citizen' of Hazleton and a men#
ber of the Kiwanis Club* as their guest*
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