Mr. Kidd Donates
Humorous Books 70 Library
Mr. J. T. Kidd, new Student Union
Building manager, has donated a number
of humorous books to the library—some
of which are these:
A Century of Punch Cartoons
R. B. Williams
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis • •
Max Shulman
Shake Well Before, Using
Bennett Cerf
Time For a Quick One
Fishback
Chips Off the Old Benchlsy
Robert Benchley
The Face is Familiar
Ogden Nash
The Thurber Carnival
James Thurber
How to Succeed in Business without
Really Trying
S. Mead
Hopalong-Freud Rides Again
I. Wallach
Guided Tour of Campus Humor
Max Shtaman
Large Economy Size
Max Shulman
Sleep Till Noon •
Max Shulman
Five Minute Biographies
D. Carnegie
Our sincere thanks to Mr. Kidd
for his generous gift:
Fashioning Female;
Is She All She?
A girl strolls through Market Square
with a silhouette like Arthur Miller's
wife and every male within blocks pauses..
looks...and sighs.
And then he wonders: "Is she 'for
real'?"
Time was when rouge and lipstick were
damned as deception. But now... Can you
believe anything you see?
That gal with the 38-22-37 silhouette
really may be bald, have no eye lashes or
eye brows, be bow-legged with gams like
bent pipe stems, chew her fingernails back
to her knuckles and may measure in her
(excuse the phrase) "all-together" a very
flat 24-24-24.
After much research at great expense,
it has been found that any girl with any
old sort of figure can go into a Harris
burg store looking like Little Orphan
Annie and come out looking like Daisy
Mae.
Just take a walk through any well
stocked stores
Hair pieces to make straggly Ann look
like Lady Godiva.
Artificial eyebrows and eye lashes
that glue on in seconds.
Rouge, lipstick, eye shadow and a 1
little device to pull in ears that flap
in a breeze.
Various sizes of conical hemispheres.
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Editor's notes This article was written
by Dane Wert, of the Harrisburg Sunday
Patriot-News, and appeared in that news
paper in early June.