The Highacres collegian. (Hazleton, PA) 1956-????, September 26, 1958, Image 5

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page. It is also available as plain text as well as XML.

    HIGHACRES COLLEGIAN
DIRECTIONS: The first five questiens are of the completion type. The last one is
e73say question. Do any thirteen. Use your cwn discretion here. Either pen r in
UJe your own discretion. Time allotments use Mir own discretion.
What is the calorie content of a brussel sprout after five days in the nob s t
weeke in pure mineral water s and four months under the open sewer? YES
26 Are you healthy? FIVE
3 Should you sleep at night with yoUr Windows Cpen? AN AMERICAN. IDC NO
BELIEVE IN THAT KIND OF .THING.
What is the most dreaded disease in America today? CIGARETTE HANGOVER
50 Mhat are the thitteen preliminaft , symptom a St e Vitus Dance? I REFUSE TO
ANSWER THIS QUESTION ON THE GROUNDS THAT MY ANSWER MIGHT TEND TO INCRIMINATE
THIS IS A STERLING EXAMPLE OF WALL STREET ROBBER BARONS DISTORTING THE OBJECT
OF THE PEOPLES GOVERMENT OF AMERICA.
6. What is your purpose in taking this ecurset
Ds not like course..." do not believe in healthy bodies. I am aetual4
electrical engineering. Have been in the wrong course. all semester. Adviser
got schedules mixed. My name in net Ludlow Slimeheade It is Alfred Slimehea
Woulo like to get back in electrical engineering. This is fine course. Are
fine course.. I like this course very much. It is the met interesting cours
I have ever had. Weuld like to get back in electrical engineering* My name
not Ludlow Slimehead• It is Alfred Slimehead. Ito not believe in healthy
qiett are menua:ll 111. cltlioasUr ;lea
bodiee.
11 dear
have tett StAlated tbg3 attaptets ites3o
Itregaet VA 110114 not be in your present,
0:100.101a0 te e fiv Ism tor a etpplete lack
AsoGtif cea6er,
iti the
HYQThNE BLUEBOOK
FRIDAY SMMW3ER 2
pre••