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(Who Is The Student cont.) BAKE SALE TO BE CONDUCTED
1500 gallons a day. Even then I couldn't
keep up my shipments to the New York mobs
because the neighbors bought Lost of the
stuff, Because of this, I was in danger
of being rubbed out on many occasions•
But Lobs never do mde:rotando
My underworld career was interrupted
terporarily when I wns drafted, As fate
would have it 7. I was an MP.O It all happr.
erred one night when was running a crap
game in a beat-up bar, About mid-night
thP whistle-and-31 , 1b boys crashed the
gaFe, It was a hell of a fight, To this
day, I can remember the look on that
s face as I boped him with that whis
if-)y bottle. The shame of it was that the
bottle hadn't been opened yet, Then I
put on his helmet and shoulder band.
Wncn the fight subsided I helped the
MP's arrest the whole damn bunch of
c-, , liblers. For this brave feat I was
ayTarded a citation* I learned a lot from
experience. First of ally never
run a crap game when you are in the
armed service. That is, never run the
the game unless you have a sign outside
which readss FOR OFFICERS ONLY.
I was discharged sooner that I had ant—
icipated. Again I would have journeyed on
the road to the underworld, had it not
been for the GI bill. With it I was
entitled to go to college to become a
lawyer.
My advice to you crooks is to quit while
you still have an opportunity to do so.
And to you honest fellows I would like
to add that there still is even money on
Milwaukee, while the odds are 3-.1 on the
Yankees. I am also carrying a tasty item
for you gamblers. 1 will get you 599 on
the Pittsburgh Pirates."
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COLLEGIAN WINS AWARD
The Highacres Collegian proudly anncitn
-qos ATTeaeATun ac y pflulscos IC 6110
of Journalismfs Certificate of Merit
for Accuracy in Typography fd etaoin
shrdlu
There will be a bake sale on Saturday,
A'ril 19 froa 9130 A. M. to Zibp P,M-1
at the BOD4on, downtown Hazleton, spon—
sored by The THETA SIGMA PT Sorority , !,
The proceedt will go to UNICHEF (United
Nations Children's Fund). Donations of
cakes, cookies, candy, or home—made
bread are welcome, These may be brought
to the Bon—Ton direct, or to the follom
ing addresses in towns
51S Peace Street (Judith C. Phillips)
144 South Laurel (Katherine Barth
Mrs, Elizabeth Bodensteinplibments
Advisor,
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THE POET OOULDN T MAKE. IT BUT OLGA DID
I hear a robin in the woods;
I see a cloud up in the sky.
The sky is bluff,
The woods is green
It's the purtiest pitcher I ever seen.
THAT'S THE WAY THE BALL BOUNCES
Why are the girls so sweet and nice,
At the rents beckoned call?
Why do they flutter, wink, and simile?
It's simple— the Mil. Balll
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COLLEGIAN STAFF
Editor—in—chief..... Tam Maxwell
Assistant Editor.... Fred Steekert
Associate Editor.... Stan Zdep
Art Editor..... . John Cappello
Reporters Barbara Katchmarik ;
Art Lingousky, Olga Markus, John Boduax%.
Joanne Edwartit, Ted Minor, Tom Maxwell
Typi5t5............. Gene Tihansky,
Joanne Edwards, Tat Maxwell.
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And what is tore, people in glass houses
shouldntt throw parties.
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