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Well, i.eT hope you all enjoyed your
unexpected vacation of one day. Of course
we hope you realize that welll probably
be coming back to school on Easter Sundays
As it stands now, we have two days to
make up from the 1 , 1.5 t blizzard and with
another day added on --- figure it out
for yourselves.
We want to congratulate the girls' bowling
team who, re understand, really go gung—
ho every Sunday afternoon. You guys had
better get on the beam or you'll be
forced to admit defeat ---- and to girlsl
(Horrorsl 1 1)
Looks as though it's about that tune
again/ Sharpen your pencils 4nd buy your
blue books because eight weeks of school
are up, and the Profs. have gotten the
bright idea of seeing how much knowledge
has seeped into our minute brains.
liTord has it that those "fortunate" fans
who take Poli. Sci,. took a little jaunt
up to the Campus last Tednesday with kr.
Peightal and Mr. Herschfeld. Upon their
return, they told us that they had seen a
number of-the group that recently departed
from Highacres. From what we've been
told, that trip must have been a real
blast. (What do you say, Henry, Sal, and
Pat?)
Who are those two bright gills (7) who
persist in bringing a portable radio into
the cafeteria with therii? 11 certain party
whose initials are Billy Aiken (known to
his friends(?) as Silver), keeps insist—
ing that the little radio was the cause
of two fuse blowouts a short time a o,
Now we ask yous isn't that a ridicul-aIE
idea?
Since the president of our Student
Council alwnys seems to be mobbed cy
his fans, we had to use this means to
ask him this questions Vhents the mixt
brawl lt the T.S.D.A.?
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Fast is the pace on the Great White War
As NeW Yorkers begin and end their days
Gazing atthe scenery or on a shopping
sPress
People, crowd and push as the chatter
noisily.
The rattle of, the taxi—cabs, the honking
of their horns,
Makes a person wish that the inventor
was never born,
New york City, with its plays, cafes,
and shows,
May seem gay and witty, but not for one
who knows.
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WHO SAYS OUR GIRLS CAN'T COOK
It seems that at 3east one girl in this
school can cook. I know youlre amazed,.
I was too. In fact, I didn't believe it
until I saw definite proof. This
is what the bvs showed as conclusive
proof of this phenomenon.
* GIRL SCOUT BADGE CERTIFICATE
* This is to certify that BETTY ANN FECIK
* of Troop /4 satisfactorily - completed
* the work for COOKING BADGE on
* DECEMBER /4 s 19520
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The Soviet Union recently completed
work on the finest rlilroad system on
earth. It was expressly designed for
the Siberian tourist trade.(cne—way);
March 28 195
ItTISH S PUSH, RUSH
By Bette Kulig