HIGHACRHS COLLEGIAN
LATE HOUR ENTERTAINMENT
Another semester has once again
begun to tax both our mental and physical
strength. However, a new cure for this
torture has just been discovered. It is
not a complete remedy, as you might
but it will suffice for the days
of Monday and Tuesday,
Hours of homework on these days
speedily pass into oblivion as the
bewitching hour of 11525 P„M. approaches.
The .count-down begins at 9soo P.M. and
final proceedures take place at Zero
minus 30 seconds. You switch on your
television set. Dial in a CBS station
from the Philadelphia area and fasten
your safety belt.
The fog on the TV screen soon clears
and you observe a wierd pit cluttered
with odd devices. The huge coffin in the
center of the excavation will at once
entice you.
Footsteps can then be heard and
down the circular stairway will come a
creature known as Roland, llnmistakeably
you will notice that he is not vampire,
He may be mistaken for a ghoul on first
glance, but careful observation will note
that he drinks human blood. Ghouls, as is
a well-known fact, imbibe only the flesh
of the dead and show extreme distaste for
blood. We therefore conclude that he is
a creature of unknown distinction.
His pet, Igor, lives in a sort of
caged pit to the right of the scene. Igor J.F.Bradley, chairman of the Senate
has the pleasure of performing odd tasks Committee on Scholarships and Awards,
such as killings, dismemberings and the art announced the names of the following local
of supplying food. An idiosyncrasy of men as receivers of scholarships,
this creature is his hobby of collecting
postmen and TV announcers. These he keeps Richard L. Chamberlain 1 5' ; Orangeville fes
chained in his chamber. John A« Avigliano *59 Freeland $lOO,
George Ripsom 1 60 Weatherly c!sov
Charles Adomshick f 59 Freeland s>lso«
Lawrence Kowalski '5B Hazleton siso«
As you might have wondered, the
coffin contains Roland's wife who is a
full-fledged vampire. Perhaps you too
will experience some of the satisfaction
that is Roland's as he twists and drives
a wooden stake into her heart. A partic
ularly enjoyable sound at this point is
moaning done by the vampire.
In conclusion Roland will show you
a horror movie of some of his friends and
their escapades. He invites you all—
only please, don't send any more human
hairl
HIGHACRES PROFESSORS IN COMiv UNITY PR 1 .;
Professor Gilbert H„ Ward, physics
instructor here at HIGHACRES, was well
recieved when he lectured before an. adult
class at the Freeland Y.M.C.A, Rockets,
space travel, missiles, andsatellites
were the general subjects of the lectureo
Professor John A« Longo, poptxLaV
HIGHACRES instructor and awards chairman
of the Hazleton Junior Chamber of Commerce
presented the "Outstanding Young Man of
The Year" award to Atty» Martin D. Cohn
at a " Distinguished Service Award'D dinner
The dinner was held Thursday evening,
January3o, at Genetti's Pennsylvania Room
on North Laurel Street in Hazleton o
The Woman's Auxiliary of the
Pennsylvania State University's Hazleton
Center heard a talk by Andrew Kafka,
Assistant professor of English Literature
and composition at the University Centerc
Professor Kafka spoke on the subjects
"How to Get More Out of Fiction Reading.."
FIFE HIGHACRES STUDENTS RECEIVE SCHOLARSHI.
FEBRUARY Li, 1953