HIGHACRES COLLEGIAN
Philosphy cont. -
Edict four - Nothing makes any difference
in the long run* for instance* It doesn't
make any difference if anybody reads or
understands this article or not now or
later and even if they did read and under
stand it, it doesn't matter anyway*
"With this philosphy, a poor student can
sit back and enjoy the view of Conyngham
Valley while he fails an exam and says
"to hell with it" in a convincing manner*
Collegian "Man On the Street" Poll
by Francis Werpshaw
When confronted with the thought provoking
question, "What do you want for Cgristmas"
the following students answered.
Walter Leib.., ~"An 1.8. M.
machine,"
Donald 8aran........ "500 Dave Brubeck
records."
Dave Saul ..'JA '32 Ford Coupe."
Bill Shindel. ....."A rope and gun"
Bob Brumbaugh. '.'Jane Mansfield•"
Tom Toth .."I want Bill
Schumacher for
Christmas."
Hugh Cannon... ...."'57 Cadillac."
Bill Mace. "A three wheeler"
Remo Milino •..
Emil Kasper..... "A tutor,"
Funzi(John Cappello)
John Kichka........
Bob Grittner.
Bemie Hollod
Sandra Rimm ...."A chinchilla
coat."
Eleanor 5v0k............."A letter from
Japan,"
."An "A" in Physics
."A dozen plastic
clothes pins—
colored."
."A "57" Oldsmo
bile."
."A new 3 foot
slide rule to do
my trigonometry,"
.'"57 Cadillac."
Decc 13. 1957
Letters To The Editor
Mr# Editor:
It has now become a co:imon
the campus that the last i-s’K-
Collegian had its joke pa.--;a c
In doing so, the party res c-:r
the censorship struck a direct
the student body by dee: ' \ f
mature enough to re ad an au 1
page. Let's exercise our fr^x 1
the press combined with a re'-lie
sense of judgement in further is -
A committee of loyal readers
My Dear Sir:
Let me remind you that there is a far
greater variety of girls than was
mentioned in your article entitled
FEMALES CLASSIFIED, The R.O,T.Cr boys
had better not get too serious about
this particular work which we notice
has no byline.
Dear Linda:
It’s not that I enjoy writing tr.r •'■t •
ening letters, but I feel that fete o
of Penn State is at stake. Your
column is just too much l So stop the
nonsense because I’m already over my
budget in the blackjack department.
Miss Linda Lovely:
I think your column is supurbl It’s
too bad you have such a nasty editor
who tries to under rate you. Whatever
you do, don’t give up. Stick to your
guns and keep writing that enlightening
page. Well, I must close now, for you
see, the men in the white coats want
to take me back to my cage.
I can’t remember my name.
Editor-in-Chief:
We want the J okeslll
Editor:
I see Russia’s claim of their third
stage rocket from Sputnik I landing in
the United States is True. That-s a
wonderful picture of it you had on your
The Kinsey Society
Louie
The Student Body