HiGHACEES COLLEGIAN
DOUBLE TALK
WAT THE PROFESSOR SAYS;
"There will be no unannounced quizzes in
this course."
fWAT HE ACTUALLY MEANS)
("Hah I Just wait until tomorrow.")
"This textbook is one of the finest ever
written."
("I wrote it.")
"'There will be very little outside
ing in this course."
("Read any 35 of the following and
orally on each of them.")
"Now don't worry about your grades. I'm
not ■interested in that. T just want you
to get something out of this course."
( T flunked forty out of forty-two last
semester!")
"I think you'll find me an easy grader."
( "I flunked forty out of forty two last
semester!")
"My students tell me that this is a snap
course."
("I flunked forty out of forty-two last
semester.’")
"You won’t be responsible for Chapter 10
in the test."
( For 65 points! an what line on what
page in chapter 10 did Washington cross
the Delaware?")
"If this test takes you more than a half
hour to complete, you should flunk it."
( I’ve got nothing to do all afternoon,
anyway.")
"T.grade on quite a lenient curve."
( 90% F’s, 8% D’s, 1 % C's,
% B’s, and A’s.)
Scaran, Wilkowski, Mi.lko
The annual convocation exercise will
be held June sth, at 6soo p.m. in Genetti *
Pennsylvania Room. All center students
are invited, and we suggest you attend,
for a dinner will be served and later on
there will be dancing. The affair is
semi-formal.
To add a musical note to the festivities
Miss Garbrick will conduct the Community
Chorus. The Alma Mater plus a few of the
Schools fight songs will be sung.
A guest speaker will be on hand, and
last year if you remember, we had our
president doing the honors. The master
of ceremonies wil be Robert Petruska,
a fourth semester student here at Highacre
Tn addition to this, a host of awards will
be presented, and all in all it proves to
be an interesting evening. So why not
plan to attend and gat in on the fun.
After aLJ., it’s free.
read-
report
"I know what you mean," added the second
grad nobody knows it, but T can't help
playing the horses. The boss at the bank
never has found out, and T feel safe that
no one will aver find out."
"My weakness is women," spoke up the
third, " now and then a widow, all very
discreet, of course, a week or two out
of town, a business trip..."
And so the stories went. Finally they
noticed that Joe was sitting over in the
coroner, looking awfully uncomfortable,
and not saying a thing, "lhats your
weakness, Joe?" his friends asked.
"I can’t say."
"Come on, Joe tell us."
"No, I can't."
"Listen Joe you know everything about
us you're not going to get out of this
room unless you tell us your's."
"■'Veil.. .we 11,.. if you guys have really
got to know my weakness is gossip and T
can't wait until T get out of this room."
PAGE SIX
CONVOCATION
Continuation from Page 4.