The Highacres collegian. (Hazleton, PA) 1956-????, March 08, 1957, Image 2

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    PR9FES3GR KAFKA BUSY AS JUDGE
Professor Andrew Kafka of aur High
acres English Department has had a busy
week of being judge in three area activ
ities?
1. fie judged the Oratorical Contest,heard
sponsored by the Carbon County High Each student listens and grasps every
School Principals' Association? in Jim word#
Thorp; (2) the Ninth Annual National
Essay Contest on the subject Employ mentt
of the Handicapped—-A CommruivS&y Respon
sibility? sponsored by the TJ*S, Presi
dent's Committee? Governor Leader's
Committee?, a nd? locally? the Greater
Hazleton Committee on the Employment of
the Handicapped; (3) (.With Mr* Longo
of the Business Administration I.ept«)
Greater Hazleton Best Letter for the
Best Checker of the Yean? sponsored by
the Genetti five supermarkets and the
nation Super-Market Institute,
The one who thinks all jokes are poor
Would straightway change his views.
Could he compare the jokes we print
With those we could not use 1
"I wish I had a ni.ckel far every girl
I’ve kissed., 1 '
"Ihat would you do? buy & pack of gum?"
Some lectures ara like steer horns—
a point here? a point there and a lot
of bull in between.
* STAFF OF THIS ISSUE *
* Lawrence Sorokatch? George Opillia? *
* Lyla Berish? Ted Kirby, Jacqueline *
* Kassel? Jane Hunchar, Karl Rekas? *
* Geraldine Wi lkowski. M„ Arlotto
* Faculty Adviser- Prof, A, Kafka
JCKES
ARE YOU MTSSTUG THE FUN AT HtqhACRES
It seems as tho gh September ware just
hare
And already it's February of an entire'
new year.
Classes have started and lectures are
If you peak in the classrooms you are
bound to see
Students taking notes vary intelligent
iy .
Yet, with all of this studying, there
need for some-: fun*
Hlghacras has actdvltl
everyone.
If you like to sing and enjoy each soni
Join the COLLEGE CHORUS — you can't gi
wrong*
COL'EGF, aRT SOOtvT! sponsors movies,
varied as can be;
The dates will be listed, and admissio;
is free.
Do you l’ke sports find have a strong
throw?
The BOWLTRG TEAM needs you, we want yo
to know.
"Touche” says the fencer and his
knees
Highacre's FENCERS are pleasant to see
For only the fairer sex (sorry no men)
Membership in THEATA S T GMA PI is
possible again#
The. STUDENT GO'V iRNMENT works hard each
year
Supervising activities and keeping deb’
clear.
The COLLEGIAN, this newspaper, is the !
on the long list
If you like to write, join— you may
become a journalist#
As you read this rare verse,, surely yo
will note
One or two activities that you would
like to promote,
Join the ones of your choice today
Pray don't delay.
s for each and