February 14, 1957
SHEBT.TMS PItCM Mr, SCHhETEER
L.J. SOROKATCH
Special greetings to our ».ew ; students
vrhc are becoming acquainted with edu» lo
cational opportunities at the Highacres
Campas for the first time this 1957
spring term* We wish for every success,
and offer you a special invitation to
drop in the office whenever you have a
question* Since as a newcomer you will
undoubtedly need certain clarified in
formation which the oldtimers of one
semester or more, already know, you must
please feel free to visit the office at
any time.
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"What do you repair these
shoes with?"
"Hide."
Little Boys
Cobblers
Little Boys
Cobbler?
"Why should I hide?"
"Hidel Hidei The ccw f s
outside«"
"So what? Who the hecks
afraid of an old cow?"
Little Boys
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The Professor who comes into
class 15 minutes late is rare. In
fact he i's ’n a class by himself.
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STAFF CF TtITS TSSTS>
Editor—in-Chief t L.J * Sorokatch
Assistant Editors G. Opilla
Active Members* Lyla Berisn, Jacqueline
Kessel, John Benner, Cave Snyder, Ted
Kirby, Michael Remas, Ralph WarmaP,
Robert Parsons, Karl Rekas, Rosemary
Arlotto, Mary %,* Scaran*
JOKES
MF^.Mrs^_BCJ^NSTEIN
G. CF&ZJI
lira* Bedensteib was wsepeved £&■
Interview and greeted me inhere tthaa*.
gra clous way with that pleasant wits?
and charming English diction that has
made her so popular at Mghaefes.
Mrs. Bodenstein snfoi»e.d me that she
was • berst in- Leaden, Sng'iaad, in the area
c-f Sftb aatee to Ass&rim 1»
19-11. She received her BcA* and M*A.
from the Khiversity of Texas. Ife stay
at-home, ivct Mrs. She has
travelled in Germany; Italy; Holland,
lig, her 22a live England, ffitd ac her
adopted lap.d, America,. We believe that
America gained a decided asset when
Mrs. Bodenstein took out an application
for citizenship.
As a form of relaxation from her duties
as an English, asd Ctrmar instructor at
Higfcacres, Mrs. llhes to
listen to music* Her favorite cc’WJxxzß'.-
are Mozart, Chopin, and Beethoven. Her
opinion of Elvis Presley? "He is a
natural outlet for a certain type of
adoleo-espus"» (Sag oat, 57 She also-,
enjoys swimming, tennis, fsothall, and
walking amid much c.f the beauti aul 'c
o-cenery of Pennsylvania. Her favorite
movie aptcr is Alex Guineas.
Mrs, Bodenstein visited England in 1950
for the gallon wedding anniversary if
her parents. She has a daughter who is
a sociology major at the "diversity off
Texas,
We of the Highaore3 Collegia*!.and the
members- of the ’ want to
wish Mrs. Boderastei:?- a moot sucaossibl
and happy stay at H-f jahaeres#
P.S. Mrs. Ecdenstetewill became a
grandmother in June.