November 20, 1956
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Arlotto
A recent campus poll revealed many
humorous comments when the following
question was asked: ”If someone asked
you for an atomical juxtaposition of
the two oriciclaris oris muscles in a
state of contraction, what would you
dor'
Dick Andrews "Huh?"
George Fatula - "Dig deep in my pocket
and give it to them."
Mary Merker "Depends on who it Is."
Dick Maggio "Hit it and run;"
Mary Sauer* "Go home."
John Zoltak "Consult my dieti onary."
Walt Pryswansky "Ask Mr. Kafka
Richard Monks "Scream for help."
John Krl vak TIGo home and 6o to bed ."
Pat Green "I'd pass out."
Mrs. Smith "Make a dinner for them,"
Roy Rhubirght "Pucker up sugar, hot
lips are waltrw."
If these students knew that an anatomi—
cal juxtaposition of the two oricinlarls
orls muscles in a state of contraction
is just a technical term for a kiss,
how many would have answered the same?
P.S. Roy Rhubirght had the right idea.
HIGHAC IBS C OLIEGIA
COE7ERS(Cont,
This time it was a delightful velvet
creation for U5O. Imagine how the
ads read then: "She dreamed she was
modeling Maidenform Bloomers."
This could go on and on but— hark—
wbat!s that? The pitter—patter of
little feet; why ; it may be Mr o Steel
returning to his garret, TNenty—
three Skidooif
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MATH TNCENTTVE
Through the courtesy of the Chemical
Rubber Company ) Cleveland, Chio, a
Mathem'ttics tichievement ,;ward will he
nurle to the top student in bath. 41.
This award will be made at the end of
the first semester.
This is the ei,llth year that the Chem—
ical Rubber Co. is makingthe I,ath—
ematics f,chievement /4ward, and it is
the first time such an agar( has been
made available to the Hizlton Center.
The 1956-57 Math. achievement 'award is
a deluxe, cellophane—wrapped copy of
the 10th editic,n of, "C.R.C. Standard
Mathematical Tal - ls." The front cover
bears a L oleen imprint of the univer—
sity name and Math. hi.chieverent award,
1956-57. The "C.R.C. Standard Math—
ematical Tables" is a complete refer—
ence volume coverin,,; all phases of
matherati c
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