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Humor
Conversation between two co—eds
""Certainly was a cute fellow you
were with. Ttherefd. he hail from?
"A 1956 Convortible.l'
A boss vacationing in Mexico received
a short note from his staffs "Hope
you are enjoying your vacation,
we are .11
During one of those interminable
teen—age telephone calls, a mother
heard her daughter say, "Just a
minute, let me change ears."
During a Oiscussion in my high school
English class, the question of
choosing colleges was brought Vp.
One bright girl contributecl . nor
bit: "Well, she sale, "first you've
got to deckle whether you want
to go to a co-eCucational school,
or an eCucational one 41;"
A pretty co-ed was tripping across
the campus, when she noticed a
good-looking athlete approaching
with an int3resting look in his eye.
"Look here," he said, "You don't
know me, but Itve seen you around
a lot.
"Yes, T've notices' you, too,"she
replied demurely.
w7ell, are you doing anything
special tonight?" faltered the youth.
HAZLh.;TON COLLEGIAN
"Oh, no," she saie excitedly, " 7 ,7 h
eic , you have tn mind?"
"I thought maybe youtrl be free to
sit with out baby / while my wife
anC I go to a movie."
StuOents aspiring to be future
physicists or chemists have to i
crease their vocabularies in ord
to understand the subjects and p,
the required tests. Troublesome
baffle many students, and when t
are included in tests, some of t
appear as these:
Coppery Policeman
Zinc-Place to wash hands
Nitrate-Special price for teleph
Nitride-Trip through Lovers' Lan
8 pm
Silicon-Foolish prisoner
Oxide-Leather from a steer
Beaker-Long nose
Liter-Head of parade
Gram-Nickname for Grandmother
Atom-First man on earth
Meter First step in love
Graphite-Argument with
Barium- - frocedure after
Humor ( con It)
SCTENTTFTC TERMS BAFFLE STUDEN
affair
Math tE
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