HiaLLTON COLLLG TAN
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T 'IA WILD ABOUT NISELF
I love me, and only me
And my love doesn't bore.
Day by day, in every way
T love me more and more.
- With me T'd like to make a:date
And meet myself at half—past eight.
Tf.T'm not there T. never waft -'
T'm wild about myself.
Ever Since I was a little babe,
And sat upon my mother's knee,
often wondered, "How would it be?"
To just stand around and look at me,
Yes, I'm wild about myself.
T wonder how T. look when I'm asleep?
wonder how I look when: counting
sheep?
If my brother Was a twin,
I'd stand around and look. at him
And find out how T look when asleep.
Ben Tuohl
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PENN STATE ; TEN Cart-ANDYENTS
1. Thou shalt not come late. ( Take the
whole day off) ,
2. Thou shalt not drive his .or her teach
er-a to the grave. I'Let the undertaker do
it) • . •
3. Thou shalt not bore others by talking.
(Let the politicians do ,that)
4. Thou shalt not skip classes. tJusi
dont go at all)
5. Thou shalt not eat during class. 44
down to Rossi's if you'rellungry):
6. Thou shalt not rush to tfie cafeteria.
(You gat the_same I Ptuffs if you come
first or last) : •
7. Thou shalt not copy from.someone elses
paper during a test. (Use your book, You
won't get eye-strain)
8. Thou shalt not come,-to class un 7 -
prepared. (Don't ever torget your food,,_
funny-books, noise makers, and anything
else that makes you prepared for the
9. Thou shalt not crack gum during class.
(Blowing bubbles is the style)
10. Thou shalt not give his or her
teacher high blood pressure. (Just work
on the nerves)
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lifiddle age
...when you are sitting at home
on Saturday night and :t4e telephone rings
gici,.You hope it isn't for you...
Patience...being able to wait for the
r1341775at of paint to dry before adding
th.l second Philosopher.., a
man who can look into an empty glass and
smllo 80re... one who is here
today and here tomorrow
- C onso ience . . . the thing that hurts when
everything else feels good.. . . .
Skeleton. ..a ,person with the inside out
and the outside in. . ... 'Peace .
a short pausp Ipetwe en, wars for mew
id enti ficati on.
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Editor—Russ 13rungard
Assistant Editors—Bernie Steber., Larry
Kowalski „ •
Reporters—'rilliam Snytth, Patty Sacco,
Rhoda Smulyan, Karvounis, Thomas
Reese, Helen Novarnik, •Margaret Churilla p
Carol Vastroianni, Jean fLed, Leanord -
Parnell, Hillel Sukenik, John Probort,
Typists—Jean Snyder,
_Mary Shuletsky, Russ
Rrunga.rd
Artist—Patty Sacco
Advisor-Mr. Peightal
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