HiaLLTON COLLLG TAN v r T 'IA WILD ABOUT NISELF I love me, and only me And my love doesn't bore. Day by day, in every way T love me more and more. - With me T'd like to make a:date And meet myself at half—past eight. Tf.T'm not there T. never waft -' T'm wild about myself. Ever Since I was a little babe, And sat upon my mother's knee, often wondered, "How would it be?" To just stand around and look at me, Yes, I'm wild about myself. T wonder how T. look when I'm asleep? wonder how I look when: counting sheep? If my brother Was a twin, I'd stand around and look. at him And find out how T look when asleep. Ben Tuohl **** * * * * PENN STATE ; TEN Cart-ANDYENTS 1. Thou shalt not come late. ( Take the whole day off) , 2. Thou shalt not drive his .or her teach er-a to the grave. I'Let the undertaker do it) • . • 3. Thou shalt not bore others by talking. (Let the politicians do ,that) 4. Thou shalt not skip classes. tJusi dont go at all) 5. Thou shalt not eat during class. 44 down to Rossi's if you'rellungry): 6. Thou shalt not rush to tfie cafeteria. (You gat the_same I Ptuffs if you come first or last) : • 7. Thou shalt not copy from.someone elses paper during a test. (Use your book, You won't get eye-strain) 8. Thou shalt not come,-to class un 7 - prepared. (Don't ever torget your food,,_ funny-books, noise makers, and anything else that makes you prepared for the 9. Thou shalt not crack gum during class. (Blowing bubbles is the style) 10. Thou shalt not give his or her teacher high blood pressure. (Just work on the nerves) * * -re * * * * * lifiddle age ...when you are sitting at home on Saturday night and :t4e telephone rings gici,.You hope it isn't for you... Patience...being able to wait for the r1341775at of paint to dry before adding th.l second Philosopher.., a man who can look into an empty glass and smllo 80re... one who is here today and here tomorrow - C onso ience . . . the thing that hurts when everything else feels good.. . . . Skeleton. ..a ,person with the inside out and the outside in. . ... 'Peace . a short pausp Ipetwe en, wars for mew id enti ficati on. * .* * * * Editor—Russ 13rungard Assistant Editors—Bernie Steber., Larry Kowalski „ • Reporters—'rilliam Snytth, Patty Sacco, Rhoda Smulyan, Karvounis, Thomas Reese, Helen Novarnik, •Margaret Churilla p Carol Vastroianni, Jean fLed, Leanord - Parnell, Hillel Sukenik, John Probort, Typists—Jean Snyder, _Mary Shuletsky, Russ Rrunga.rd Artist—Patty Sacco Advisor-Mr. Peightal PAGE STAFF
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