The Highacres collegian. (Hazleton, PA) 1956-????, November 16, 1955, Image 7

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    November 16, 1955
NOME TO ALT., BeQLEBSM. If anYone
gets his fingers stuck in the ball,
donit*Try'abdUt'i". 4 The Ma4ageMenb
has the hpppEirry:o,44oT.O:f9r
49 eM erien4:7"7 4 594tsel oq' if%
TOP 11-o•Paz4foot/ had also
stated 'that •
an going '0,95 , r the alley with the
bc*l ShoUldn l t worry. His pi nboys are
vet 6131,,igin$ they' will. ll ro you
bao"Tt!'ssalrlSl Dal e W4llcPrlD4ld
lohY'he anq):te an hgnor , '
arYiodr9;ltY4lterl... 4 4 l VitleO n i .
Before the eheSn.toUrnaments
PleaSe•Chepk your guns and knives at
the dOor ..oouthern Vponemical
' DisasterA"FillsbUri is no longer
Herr Milken Go Fetcher ist ben yelling pi?.wnv -04ef7 4014 r into cloth . , tlit -
out loud at meinsegfer mein Bismarck paper:packs. P2rrY' s girl%) no pore .
ist ben made un pighole indo hiss fantydiesZes I• • •ypOrt COMaetiOr . of
trouzers. Ich ben getting '-o rrort-a. pbok re a rts .f.t $4B,
,ncited
Der Milken Go Fetcher ich ben snatching that JEMe$ Chdy failed t ! u.'put his name
him 4ndO der head, mit nil milker} bottler on his paper. : - 0 1 P4 M*. TeolVi the '
Herr Milken Go Fetcher ist still ben p ro c tor, :asked chUdy the reason why s
yelling at der roof off hips voice, . PhMT tePiie4l ' Seel 4 n7
Zo, being zo mad itch ben slamming der instructions t'9lllng.ne.to
door indo hiss vace and breOkint'hiMr - Who was the wise guy that sliPped4 !.-
self hiss nose. . picture of Marilyn Monroe under one of
the i microssocces during the recent
ZoologY' laboratory' teltf • ? •
4041 e students thii* it Is vary. neeessaY7
to• Isrci6ki! another lan4
too bad that ADULTS d°n't."4l.4o the
sere oPintonl.l:t t ,Weld haye,lenlA 11 111
going , airO#l . : if house bniylnert
that ha~i Pings carry gOrmsoi,r ,c
w•
"A PelutV for.ruF thoughts"' 17ff6Tees
toTe:lnd more ipipc!' 'ha else
0W.37°4 14 - 0 . 41, tlyyt. lol 4 l t , lto. , ;!!?.
tylle probably f eels let awn
ge*o7Cothpr
p fl c ? plp ls.
FE Fl 70 F 11, 44e 'more week 'the V 4 •
checks .will e9Met:;,T4 new 1:1(0171F'
CRUMBS ON TNE 144E1 1 7 711 9ii$1.9 1 WID°
The happter Couples are it}p' . 'ol,ei that
orail.ool4 . little things. TVS % good:
thint .1076
AROUND AND. ANouND wg po AND WHEW,
WE SW' Nogour
Jpzzell.pp, illogwasher4 ; . , 444 Der Atilkez
Go Ache'. lan 'Terry nice, td ,
Triter} norsig, yen all off der sodden„
ich ben throvting , meinself 910 ' oft. iier
sleeping fer bed by 144;x1 3 Q 1 .; 1 .d cr,TFhink
zound 04 der, front pqreher. Tek.be4
running down der stares th rowing Oen
der front dor and Velcoming him indo•
mein harms, (nein, 40t c14,74' ifillterk 0 0 .
retoher by,t min e i:514131.arq'4)
Bismarck he vas bitter ed un piece of
kerr Milken Go Fetoher.ts t'rol,4,ers.
Zo now 'Joh 14en drinking der coffee OA
der mtlken tch ben gedding tram der
fatten cow vich ISt un gift tors Herr
Milk.en GQ 'Fetcher. BO .7errg' -
clumoy tor metrilelf to being,
der 45a.tten cow undo der".table A
order to be putting der crt;ken,lndo
mein coffee capper. • '
* * * * :* * *
What did the'slam , 44y.Q.the ost an?,
Nothing f you fool,'
It has beer know that 111 - tof, sp:11:1
a yvilng m4ft!s fancy turns to - 4.0y6
tt , turio.t.o ii 1.4:11,..,,• .0;1**
H$ !TON COLLEQTAN
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