October 31, 1955
Attention students who have taken
the Psychology, Econ" Political
Science exams. The foiluwing ad—
ver:c.lsement might interest you.
nhy walk around half-dead when
we bury you for oni - ; 11)/,9,50.,
Be sure to ask ow salc3Tan about
ou- t ply as you go plqn”-,
....,"Ring around t} roFie pockets
full of nothing'? this is ;:he theme
song of the Vets until nhvember. 2.ct
It's a good t 1 . . -1 45 the
English are now using commercials
to pay for their television, now we
can cut down on foreign aid„.,4;,,
Treason, Sherman ItedamS forgot to
polish Ike's golf clubs yesterday.,
.. •.. ...Attention to instructors
who like to Ole on the hoLnework, - •
there are only seven days in a week
and this comes to 168 hours, 10,080
minutes, 604, - 800 seconds. N* with
this new burSt of scientific inform,-
ation, you can dare any of your
students to say "TOJn!t get the
time to do' the homework„ , F . ”
Everything in this world that is
good, is either illegal . , immoral,
or fattening„...',...—Then there
was the man who attendec , , the fashion
show to see C
DCwounef , •[ )•n•
A net is a lot of holes tied together
by a 5bring00, , ,....,Y, Kreoka:-
says null: jest have to sit back
and rel7Jc and hope for changes by
the coming generations , 1 (Philosophy
meaning that you will get suck for
doing the work unless you pass on,)
Han TON' COLL11"A11
Editor-Russ Brunard
Assistant Editors-Bernie Steber and
Larry Kooraskd
Reporters- Thomas Reese, Margaret
Chruc.rna, George -tor, Helen Novarnik
Hi_llQ3 SakenTh„ Jean Reed, Leonard
Parnell, Juhn Frobort, William Smith,
Baooo, Ataxia Smulyan, Vivian
Karvounis, and Carol Mastroianni,
Typss- Jean Snydr , r, Mary ShuletskY•
Artist - Barbara Grubbs
Publishing - James Koren, Ray Bittner
Advisor - lair, Pcightal.
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