October 17, 1955
HELTER SKELTER
A slightly inebriated motorist was
stopped for speeding, and when ask
ed for an excuse he answered, "Well
you shee.ossifer it wash thish way,
I just filled my car with gas at
the sign of the Flying Red Horse and
the dura thing heard the call oft
the wild and was answering it when
you stopped us."
In a recent English class, Larry
Bott was asked for a definition of
love, when he couldn't answer, his
buddy Steve Tomko yelled from the
back of the room, "Love is a Many
Splendored Thing." This is a very
good indication that Mr, Tomko is
becoming well versed in popular
music.
When Dean Krecker asked Tony Spock
a question in Eicon, class the other
day, he said, "Spock, imagine that'
this is the 64,000 dollar question."
Spock immediately replied, "I quit
at 32,000."
Jean Reed, a Freshman, while learning
to ride a tricycle, became 'wild
at-the-wheel 1 and, taking a curve
too fast, rolled the tricycle over.
Both she and her 8 year old pas
senger received slight contusions.
The passenger was in a slight state
of shock. Both have been released
from the Infirmary and are doing
well.
LOST* One Hundered years If any
one knows the whereabouts of the
afore mentioned, please return same
to Tess Sherry who insists that the
American Revolution was in 1876 not
1776, This gem of information was
discovered in Political Science
class.
Did you know that according to
Webster, a bushwhacker is one who
Tact is the ability to make a person
see the lightning without letting him
feel the bolt.
Last year, Christian Dior had women
wearing their belts around the thighs.
Now, the newest is a 'Bosom Belt', a
leather belt worn just below the
bosom. The question iss "Where can
the belt go next?"
Definition of SNEAKY - One of Mr.
Peightal 5 s history quizzes.
Speaking of Mr. Peightal, I overheard
a Sophomore describing the scope of
one of Mr. Peightal's test questions
to a Freshman as, "Describe the
universe and give two examples. Be
general in a specific manner."
Willpower is the ability to quit
smoking for two days in a row.
When Miss Wood ask one of the Frosh
where to look for a dictionary in the
library, the Frosh replied "On the
shelf."
People who spend too much time watch
ing the clock usually remain one of the
hands.
STAFF
Editor-Russ Brungard
Assistant Editors-Bernie Steber, Larry
Kowalski
Reporters-Helen Novarnik, Thomas Reese,
Hillcl Sukenik, Margaret Churilla,
George Ator, Jean Reed, Leonard Parnell,
John Probert, William Smith, Patti Sacco,
Shoda Smulyan, Vivian Karvounis.
Typists- Jean Snyder, James Koren,
Mary Shuletsky.
Advisor-Mr. Peightal
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