October 17, 1955 HELTER SKELTER A slightly inebriated motorist was stopped for speeding, and when ask ed for an excuse he answered, "Well you shee.ossifer it wash thish way, I just filled my car with gas at the sign of the Flying Red Horse and the dura thing heard the call oft the wild and was answering it when you stopped us." In a recent English class, Larry Bott was asked for a definition of love, when he couldn't answer, his buddy Steve Tomko yelled from the back of the room, "Love is a Many Splendored Thing." This is a very good indication that Mr, Tomko is becoming well versed in popular music. When Dean Krecker asked Tony Spock a question in Eicon, class the other day, he said, "Spock, imagine that' this is the 64,000 dollar question." Spock immediately replied, "I quit at 32,000." Jean Reed, a Freshman, while learning to ride a tricycle, became 'wild at-the-wheel 1 and, taking a curve too fast, rolled the tricycle over. Both she and her 8 year old pas senger received slight contusions. The passenger was in a slight state of shock. Both have been released from the Infirmary and are doing well. LOST* One Hundered years If any one knows the whereabouts of the afore mentioned, please return same to Tess Sherry who insists that the American Revolution was in 1876 not 1776, This gem of information was discovered in Political Science class. Did you know that according to Webster, a bushwhacker is one who Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt. Last year, Christian Dior had women wearing their belts around the thighs. Now, the newest is a 'Bosom Belt', a leather belt worn just below the bosom. The question iss "Where can the belt go next?" Definition of SNEAKY - One of Mr. Peightal 5 s history quizzes. Speaking of Mr. Peightal, I overheard a Sophomore describing the scope of one of Mr. Peightal's test questions to a Freshman as, "Describe the universe and give two examples. Be general in a specific manner." Willpower is the ability to quit smoking for two days in a row. When Miss Wood ask one of the Frosh where to look for a dictionary in the library, the Frosh replied "On the shelf." People who spend too much time watch ing the clock usually remain one of the hands. STAFF Editor-Russ Brungard Assistant Editors-Bernie Steber, Larry Kowalski Reporters-Helen Novarnik, Thomas Reese, Hillcl Sukenik, Margaret Churilla, George Ator, Jean Reed, Leonard Parnell, John Probert, William Smith, Patti Sacco, Shoda Smulyan, Vivian Karvounis. Typists- Jean Snyder, James Koren, Mary Shuletsky. Advisor-Mr. Peightal Page 9
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