The Highacres collegian. (Hazleton, PA) 1956-????, April 29, 1955, Image 4
April 29, 1955 Students who study in the Library after 300 pro* are windows before leaving. Your cooperation will be greatly Hi April Showererss Who was the young man from Berwick, who got his face slapped In the movies Sunday night? Information through the courtesy of Special agent X, Berwick Division, who says his initials are MB. A boy from Council Cap is being nursed back to health by a young lass from Berwick. Thought it was a secret didn't you? .also courtesy of Agent X. JOKEj Wife} I have a headache. Husband; What did you have to drink? Wife: a glass of milk. Husband: George Popson seems to be an authority on 'goony birds'. After hi’s speech the entire class was in an uproar. Care to publish it in the Collegian, George? New passtime in Soc Class •■•" Zoom Zoom" shooting pieces of toothpicks and math from the top of his pen by a flick of his finger. Maybe you'd like beanies? John and Mike, two of our able custodians, are thinking about taking courses i Botany and Soc. why the sudden interest??? Check the 'Diplomat-si zed' dark glasses with the corporeal stripes on each si now being worn by Jack Burggraf. Here's two for the funny-bone: When Mr. Grubbs came into his Lit class in S-. all the students were sitting in the back half of the room, so he picked up the rostrum and took it to the back of the room by the door* After the roaring laughti died down, the students turned their seats around and class went on. About half an hour later, as the class was beginning to dig into the Victoria] Novel of Manners, they were suddenly accompanied by the roar of the power lawn mower, v/hich was making its rounds around the trees in front of the Chem Lab. With spring comas happy times. See you next week - - Editor in Chief; Lillian Junas Typists Puss Brungard Reporters; Mary Jane Skoff, Shirley Ray, Lois Carper. DON'T FORGET —-A Yearbook meeting TODAY at 12520 -sth period In the COLLEGIAN OFFICE* Anyone interested is asked to be present. Oh, the milk turned to cheese, cheese turned to fat, the fat turned to sugar, the sugar turned to alcohol. You have a hangover. Joke???? HAZLETON COLLEGIAN LIBRARY USERS CHIPPY STAFF Page 4 requested to close the appreciated.