The Highacres collegian., February 18, 1955, Image 7

February 18, 1955
In Lester Litter one more fault we find,
He displays his worst habits jdSt after he's dined.
Although people fume and Mrs. Smith blows a gasket,
He never learns to use a wastep&frer basket.
His table is all littered and everyone wishes,
That once, just once he would return dirty dishes.
Yes, Lester Litter san untidy lad
To avoid his habits, we would all be glad.
PS In this column, any resemblance to living persons is purely ini
although no one person is meant. As the old saying goes, "If the i
put it bn."
On Monday, Ed Bradley tried to test the powers of observation
students. Barbara Grubbs was the most observant she was the f:
to notice that he fas wearing one brown shoe and one black shoe.
Mystery of the week - who is Marijuana Millie?
Boy driver of the year, Bob Tori. Not only does he jack up tl
end of the car, but prefers driving in ditches rather than on the i
rfbo Is "Suzy" Jackson from Georgia who is writing letters to
(U.S. v Max, 307 U.S. 2755. Senater Hoey
6 L. Ed, 255) North Caroline
Dear Schlitz and Dusty,
Please make your notes more coherent. T can't read them.
Check the new suave, debonair, sophisticated and mustached Ste
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Copy Editor— Mary Jane Skoff
Typist- Russ Brungard
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(Humor Cont'd)
CHIPPY
STAFF FOR THIS ISSUE
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Love,
Chippy
Ilona Weltman,