January IU, 1955
Last Saturday nighti one of the bigger events of the social season
of the Center took place at Genetti's Pennsylvania Room* Around 75
couples came out to* dance to the music of Os Werley's orchestra and
enjoy the events of the Military Ball® With a grand march, queen crowning,
and various presentations, the program for the evening "went by rapidly®
The Cadets were honored with the presence of many members of the facility,
who came to enjoy the affair with them, and the only complaint of anyone
was to the fact that the Ball had to end® The Ball Committee and the
decorating committee put in much time and effort in planning and preparing
for the event and Capt. Casper has ejcpressed his thanks to these committees
for their efforts®
Hi everyone,
Did you know? - Stoffey was so proud of being named "Canpus Click”
that he wrote it on the back of his jacket®
Schlitz and Dusty
Itz a fact - Inhabitants of silicated edifices should refrain from
ejecting mineralogical formations iil
(People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks) Larry D
The light finally dawned on Tommy Gaydos in Mr. Ward's class*
Ray F
A flea and a fly in a flu, Were imprisoned, so what could they do.
Let's flee said the fly, let's fly said the flea, so they flew thru a
flaw in the flu®
Famous Questions of the Weekt
Q* What is goose grease used for?
A® Goose grease is used to grease geese*
Q. Should olives be eaten with the fingers?
A, No, fingers should be eaten separately*
Q* Where did the horsefly get its name?
A* From its parents.
Always de Liscious was studying his Psychology assignment when he
observed the room walking away* This was attributed to the fact that*
(a) he had celebrated after receiving his check (b) he hadn't received
his check (c) he hadn't celebrated (d) he had celebrated before receiving
his check (e) some of these (f) is it A and B (g) is it one of these
(h) is it all of these (i) is it none of these*
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THE BALL - A SUCCESS
CHIPPY
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