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Conversation among editors:
"All ri ht, all right, I'll
omplain about something, but
at? Things are OK now, no—
, ody's bothering us. For a
hange, we don't have any prob—
ems."
"We can't
,print the paper
'thout having any complaints
it. Complain about having no—
hing to complain about."
So I am, and it's not easy.
ter all, what's the CUB with—
out one good, vicious complaint?
1 at's wrong with you guys, any—
.Why couldn't you start a
iiot and march on the Publica—
. ions Office? Then I could moan
about how the students don't ap—
•reciate our efforts to present
e news.
S.G.A. hasn't even been
•icking on us lately. If only
hey would have made more of a
uss about all the money we
-pent. Rats:
We've got our editor back,
d a lot of people are pretend—
ing they like us again, Oh well,
so much for diplomacy.
If this keeps up, I may
ose my job as feature editor in
charge of complaints. If only
leeople would stop bUying the CUB
or at least hang Blossom in ef—
figy. Then I could really get
ad about something.
It must be because it's the
last week of the term and every—
'one is studying for finals. What
a waste, why study when you
could be out making trouble and
give me something to write about?
At least give me a start
for next term by doing something
drastic like picking up your gar—
bage in the cafeteria or go to
some of the things on campus
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like Readers Programs and such.
Then I could really get on peo—
ples nerves. This one's getting
on mine.
"All right Blossom, what
else can I not complain about??"
"Hey," she answers, "your
article is too long. Cut it
short."
"Go t 0..., oh, never mind."
WHO'S WHO
On behalf of the Stu
dent Body, the CUB would
like to extend its sincere
congratulations to the stu-
dents accepted for inclus
ion in the 1969 WHO'S WHO.
Nominated by a committee
of SGA and Dean Lane on
the basis of outstanding
leadership and academic
qualities, 12 Behrendites
will be listed in the pub
lication.
They are Arnie Cald
well, Denise Bufalari, Pat
Gerity, Rich Stuart, Sandy
Nupp, Sue Peterson, Steve
Winger, Dan Fry, Charlene
Crotty, Jim Burger, Deanne
Balmer and Doug Brower.
a ' e i)7 V , 21 . 6
Dean Benjamin A. Lane
will be one of 4 speakers
to appear in "Authority on
Trial". The Tenth Annual
St. Thomas More Forum will
be held in the Gannon Col
lege auditorium on Satur
day, March 22 at 7pm and
on Sunday, March 23 at Ipm,
Dean Lane will speak on
"School Authority". Ad
mission will be $1 for a
dults and 250 for students.