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ATTENTION ALL CUB STAFF
nEITBER.3:
This is to inform
you that your editor is
the nefarious hacker
and has plotted
doom unless you too are
willing to work SO hrs.
a week for nothing. Now
is tlle time to ascer
tain yourselves and
overthrow this monster.
Until such time as
the Cub has been restor
ed to the typical apa
thetic student, we must
fight all attempts at
thought on Behrend Cam
pus.
Sloth,
and apathy forever,
an uaconcerned observer
P. 3. Any journalists
interested in attending,
a coup plan: in commit
tee meeti"g should be
behind the barn located
at the intersection of
1-90 and Station Rd. on
tne night of the next
full moo. Be sure to
your i'augs , brooms
arid capes.
Dear Editor,
I am a member of the
intramural league that
bowls at Eastway Lanes on
Tuesday nights at 9:00. For
the last three weeks the
girls on my team have been
forced to switch to differ
ent alleys near the end of
the match to get done fast
er so they will not be late
for curfew at the dorm.
This upsets me to see part
of my team on one set of
alleys and me on another.
They also have said that
this practice bothered
them.
I am asking why cantt
they be allowed an extra
fifteen minutes on one
night a week so that they
can bowl with the members
of their team in a fashion
that normal leagues do.
donrt think that I$ minutes
is too much to ask especi
ally when Behrend seems to
be so lacking in something
to bring the kids together.
Also there is usually pres-
Mayor Tullio of die is
"disappointed" in the local
police force for not accept—
ing the $4OO raise offered
them. After all, he accept—
ed his $6500 increase with—
out a single protestation.
REM
If the =TA comes through
:with more convenient bus
scheduling, make sure you
take advantage of it. This
is a reciprocal service, and
if it isn't supported after
all the squawk needed to get
it, "apathy" will be used
again, and I'm sick of this
word...
mediocrity
Johnny Hart and Charles
M. Schulz have to be the two
most perceptive beings alive
If you haventt read the "BC"
and "Charlie Brown" series
of books by these men res—
pectively, then you are mis—
sing some great philosophi—
cal Messages as well as the
fantastic soeio—satiriaal
humor present in both.
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"Little girls have pretty
3ut I'm still true to
George."
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ent the women's gym teacher
LMiss ? ] on most of the
nights we bowl. She bowls
in the league. Couldn't
some sort of late slip be
designed to be signed by
her in case any on the dorm
girls would be late by a
few minutes. If she could
or would not sign the late
passes, at least someone
with a reputable enough
character who bowls in the
league could possibly sign
the pass, or even the mana
ger of the bowling lanes.
There would be no real
damage done by allowing 15
extra minutes to the dorm
girls and they would still
be where they were supposed
to be. It is not a case of
wanting to stay out longer,
rather a case of completing
a bowling match without the
threat of a weekend of
staying in the dorm as pun
ishment for conditions the
girls cannot control them
selves.
EDITORIAL PAGE
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Behrend had its first
snow and it seems that Beh—
rend is closer to the city
administration—wise than we
thought. We mearly broke
our necks on the traction—
less ice here as well as
when crossing State Street.
S.G.A. has given its mem—
bers a list of the students
each represents. How the
,Beep the students find out
who their representative is,
is beyond me.
What's going to be done
about S.G.A. members who con
stantly skip their office
Ihours, miss meetings, leave
meetings early to eat lunch
and also leave them early to
I talk to friends on the
phone?
Our S.G.A. isn't alone in
dilemmas: exchange mail
shows other campuses in much
worse shape; one campus re—
ports the resignation of the
president of its Student Gov
ernment Association.
curls.
The "rock and roll" of to
day and tomorrow is becoming
more and more influenced by
religious—type arranging,
vocalizing, and soloing, and
also classical styles. These
forces are finally separat—
ing the musicians from the
horde. I say "Hallelujah."
Notice I: Due to inclem—
ent , ffeather, I was unable to
fulfill my quota. However,
I shall make amends.
The Hacker
Notice M: Volunteers for
victims are being sought.
Sign up in CUB office.
General Mills' new Pizza
Spins taste so much like piz
za that you could fake out a
cat with a couple of drinks
in him.
Ellen Clark
Potpourri
Randy S.
THE NITTANY CUB
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Mike Maley
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Congratulations on
first panty—raid dorm F
you'll never know how
of us were worride a
your musical ability.Dl(
If Martin Landau doe
win an Emmy for his
formance as a . conde
prisoner in the Novembe
episode of "Mission In
sible",then no one she
The pathos generated by
highly respected actor
extremely powerful. I
gest you watch for this
next summer.
How does the cafet
manage to find beets
yummy asparagus when ell
body knows they're ou ,
season?
"Snow White and the S
Dwarfs" is still as deli
ful to me as it was 10 y
ago--'specially pathetic
tie Dopey. It's a cr
shame that someone as
derful as Walt Disney he
go. I'd be willing to t
George Wallace for Mr.
ney any day.
When playing music,
has to feel it. What?
Don't buy" Release c
C)ath--the Kol Nidre" by
Electric Prunes. They
theme with fantastic pc
tial and blew it with
ture vocal :•rork and rer
tious lead rides which
tinually relied on over
of the vibrato bar.
If I don't get ach
to see you before, H
Thanksgiving, Merry Chr
mas, Happy Chanukah,
Happy New Year. Also f,
well to any students not
turning to Behrend next:
and good luck to those
are. el
Kriss Mattis,Gil Mazzo(