CAMPUS CAMP
by Carol De Arment
"Boy, my arms are sore;"
complained Jan Puzar as she flexed
her badminton muscle. "Me, too,"
I agreed, and we stood comparing our
shabby muscles. Sue Zuck approached
us, and grabbed jan'a wrist.
Jan flexed her muscle and gave a
5... E... grin. Said Sue, "I don't
want to see your muscles. I just
want to know what time it is."
Have you seen any of the great
Zoology flicks? We had one on
Coral last week, and the following
are three quotes from the poetic
narrator:
"Coral seems to defy the sea
by impaling it on forward thrust
ing spears."
"With outspread palms as if to
catch the warmth of the tropical
sunlight."
"Prettily embossed where the
carel animals put forth their tent
acles."
Congratulations, Penn State, for
setting up a beautiful program
for English 2. The selections are:
1. Oedipus and Anti
The Book of Job
(Greek) 2.
3. Plato's Republic (greek) 4. The
Prince, Machiavelli, (Italian)
5. Candide, Voltaire (French)
6, Crime and Punishment, Dostoevsky
(Russian
and 7. Othello
Ironically, Othello is the
in the English course that
in English.
one, by Sophocles
Hebrew
Mai!
only book
was written
As George Miller pointed out: Did
you ever notice / when going through the
course syllabus / that courses are abbre
viated into nice pronounceable syllables?
Humanities - Human., Spanish - Span.,
Psychology - Psy., etc. The only excep
tion is Speech - Spch.
Sign in the S.G.A. office: I don't
want to lead the student body. I just
want to kiss her.
Doc Smith: "I don't care how you
dress, or how' Mod you look, just so long
as you know the difference between a
blastocoel and a blastomere.Y
THE CMCIE K CORRAL
by Tom Lsckovic
Our special guest at last Monday's
meeting was Mr. Alden Heath, President of
Erie Kiwanis, chapter of Circle K Inter
national.
,Mr. Heath rendered some notable
comments about the performance of the
Circle K Club at Behrend Campus. He
happily reported that our club is the
most active in Zone 1, which is comprised
of six colleges in Western Pennsylvania.
We are proud to have this distinction
which was only possible through the
cooperation of you - the student body -
at various social events on campus. So
let's keep up the good work by supporting
our "fun" activities.
A more serious matter was presented
by Mr. Heath - Zone I had no representa
tive. So, the nominees were: aim
English, Jeff De Walt, Bob Karatko,
Tam lackovic„ and Norm Detrich. The
ballets pointed to Norm Detrich as Lieu
tenant-Governmr of Zone 1. Congratula
tions, Norm! We are sure that he'll
do his best to keep Behrend Campus well
represented at the District Convention
in Camp Hill, Pa.