develc - ped extracricvdar habits, and oli maxe:i these by beating Kay, and locking her in he closet. The black eye ha gave her should have gotten the Academy Award for best_ techrisol efects Kay lost her sanity and took to g'7,r .ki , a2 - . hysterioally after e 0 fearing an air raid, she lost : ner footing on the window sil2, and tumbled to her death. Sore ,- lod behind me tittered, "OH, ohc She's z.c - Ans - to faflo" She DID Once pianes. I SCREPANED. It was the onl: zenuine emc , tion provoked ir me during the whol,= Sc' a leitmotiv (c4ct. that, music szuri.-nts?) of sorrow pervaded the s-undtractoTh e rP alr -' shudder-d, "YO, The guys th:Amhed their beards charac - ter and murmured saagly., off Men are he,a:rtle3s. The most heart2.ess men 3f a 22, howe7-er, are Win- produce: :nd director or this flick who Lnflicked (a pur?) these Vassar girls cn us. They decreed that the girlL, shmild laugh thusly Ha Haw Haw HEEo The ~.0-und is like 7'illgernails on a blackboard AzIC they say endeari.mg phrases like 97hc'd ", 9 " Th;:. phrase wa. - in't even a u:3l<- the hook° The produoer must hare thola.ht it added something° That's a laugh. Ha - Ta-, , r HaT,- HEE,, "The Gr-Duo tt is a major breakthrough in inematic , art. A whole nation is paying to see v,hat they would have switohed off soap opera a-go-go. their televisions But don't get me wrong. I enjoyed the So did Time Magazine. Mo'd a thurk it? IETT C. , IPL'S (Continued from Page increasing enrollment in four-year col2erzes is limiting the 010 - cortunities for admission of transfer st%dents. .Two-year technical programs leading to an associate degree will not be offered this year at the Capitol Campus, but will continue tl he offered at the Penn State HarrisburT Center at 2980 North 2nd St. Applications for students wishing to to beprin their lunior year at the Caitol no, sne vas my "She's reafly better favor e Campus may be obtained by writing to the Director of Admissions, 109 Willard Building, University Park, Penna., 16802. In general, applicants for the under graduate programs should have ocmpleted two years of studies in the liberal arts. ills°, taken into consideration will be the quality of grades er.Yned. Applications for he p - raduate pro;nams may be received by wrioing to the Dean of Graduate School, 101 Wrnerd Building, University Park. A total of 300 suder.ts is excected to be enrolled f-r ti_, , Fall Term, including aproximately 200 students in the junior year programs, and lOC in g . .. - aduase work. A faculty for the Campus is now 'seing recruited and names of members a 7 will be am c1..z.- - ,ced at a cording to Herpe.l. Penn State will ma:,.e p3rtfons of the north complex of the o'_.._s mead Air Force Base, -;lhioh is beinz . phased . - to Faoili at the Base to be used by the Uri- BEM vex sits include a administration usable feet cf * * Editor Editor on . • Featur e Pr oci - uct ' Sports Arto ReTorters, . Typists . laler date, ao- modern. 7- ?I e, 1 7, or y ma in buildins wi - sh 1E;c2,3'0, square space, and a 177-acre site. * • * STAFF H:I Barney Ruth Br own Janis Puzar Bob Dean Gae Baker John Beavers Carol DeArrnent Jan Kudlak Jim Michaeli Dave Pascale Judy Fong Beth Krasneske Ellen Re ep _pointed