BULL FROA.T TURPBULL
by Carol 17,eikr:rier.t
Erie's new ABC-.TVET station is row
supplying two r.. - ,table new culturalisms:
"?a tran s ' and "here t o Action Ts."
fa., an obscurity on the western
fringes of 7esiev7ille, is row linked
with the world. Fat :.an is the demo-
- r ie,
c: . atio demi-folk hero of a spunky show
full of pithy, real-life situations.
e is a mortal distin;uished from other
men only by his eccentric attire, and su
perior equipment. The World V'Tar 11 Tat
man =ked tools of store a:l.e sim
plicity is 7atzooka was a robe and hook
t ct simc.lified that mundane chore of scal
ing buildings. ''ut modern ?atman must
have a atry worthy of :)07, and a
comlutar in his formerly monastic cave.
Roth Batman and 7apoleon Sols come com
-clete ith kid-brother image sidekicks.
The rise of surer-heroes should dis
c-urage some college sluggards, for by
comparison lack the biff and pow to
dent the world. nur lives are somewhat
less dashingly filled 'oy liverwort micro
examination. ::ost of us go to college
hoirinc to make mone:y. 7ame is ortional.
gut doesn't it hurt when we see a clod
makin an e'fortless fortune? Tiorsnoe
- enderson, for example, 7.osses money
appearin:-; on the 7.atch Game quiz show
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which asks such ssohr
questions as "7ame a piece ^f furniture
found in a bedroom." 'f you and your to
mates give the same ans - r, you are enti
to giggle delightedly.
-u could send your life doing tell
vision commercials, "Hi, I'm Betty White.
(Pronounced 700-ite, of course.) "I'm th
bag you see standing here full of chip-ni
(Did T phrase that right?)
must have connections to land such
Utrvpian employm . 7nts Pehrendites do
not have this pull, however, which is why
they al:tend Behrend in the first :place n
Behrend is gloriously conservative.
Granny dresses and Pen 7 ranlin glasses a
minimal. A nr)tewlrthy exception is the
Fasenmever car ; the
in- a --
In fait, the only belligerent protests
this year have been letters to the editor
which unhapily is a rather dull meaium;
and INith the loss of Steve Fine, even the
have suffered a setback.
Ah,
but this sl:rin.; there rill be some
hundreds - . )f F,ehrendites fal
ex?, 4 t
^7.-or the hillsides.
land intellectu