CAMPUS CAPERS
Hiya gang: Happy Lincoln's Birthday:
Now that mid-terms are over, there are
only five more weeks til finals:
Encouraging, isn't it? . . Basketball
team is in the hundreds again: Only
four more games, so let's help our fab
players hit quadruplet hundreds: . . .
Congrats to Mr. Grove and Sue Lancaster
for their great performances in The
Country Girl . . . Help our Behrend --
give pledges to the building fund
beginning Monday . . . Have you seen Mr.
Clean? . . According to an English 3
scholar, "Time is the epitome of Howdy
Doody." 0 . . Dee is the real hero of
Ski Weekend . . . Good luck to Gail in
the Campus Cover Girl Contest . . .
Winter Carnival is this weekend: Don't
forget: Friday - picnic, Saturday -
skiing, snowball fights, and the dance s
Sunday - ice skating. Everything,
especially the dance, should be super.
Good luck to all candidates for Queen
of Winter Carnival . . . You say you got
a D-minor on the music mid-term? . . .
Kathy Rutkowski bakes great pies . . .
Nights of Cabiria was good . . . Look for
the blue bullfrog . . . Ask Mr.
Christopher about the golden-age
concentration camps . . . Bob Michaels
has a new calendar . . . If PSU is the
"girlie organization" then Circle K
must be the boyie organization. Right,
fellas? . . . The model U. N. delegation
is delegating . . . Girls' P. E. classes
have written a book: How to Ruin a
Strike in Two Spastic Francs. . . Seems
like the man from Spectre has arrived,
007 challenges Spectre to the following
question. If he answers propsrlk, we
will have a duel. If not, ---- Here
goes -- Who reads Sports Illustrated in
the library, fifth period, on February
1? . . . Remember that the final payment
on the yearbook is due at Spring
Registration . . . Haire fun at the
Winter Carnival, and . . . Wonder haw
sweet Valentine's Day will be . . .
Gotta goL . . . See ya next week . . .
THEND
007
ODE TO A ZOO. 12 ASCARIS
Oh, little worm so limp, sedate,
ii;ho doomed you to this horrid fate?
To cut you up I surely hate.
Yet, here you're pinned on waxen tray,
Oblivious of night and day.
You didn't even get your say.
The razor now begins its trail.
Why must you be so limp and pale?
Please, little worm, don't make me fail:
The going is a little rough.
Your skin is thin, but rather tough.
Oh, Doctor Smith, ain't this enough?
And now the deed is almost dame.
I can not say it has been fun.
It hasn't.
NARCOTICS C OMMIT TEE
The Pennsylvan
has established a
into the possible
students
The committee, under the chairman
ship of Dr. Champ R. Storch, assistant
dean of men, was established because
of reports from metropolitan areas that
use of narcotics by college and uni
versity studeuts was growing.
Establishment of the committee is a
precautionary measure, Doan Storch said,
and is an outgrowth of a meeting called
by the University on January 12 when
city, state, and federal law enforcement
agencies briefed University representa
tives on the narcotics situation.
Members of the committee include
personnel form the office of the Deans
of Men and Women, the Department of
Security, Department of Sociology,
Ritenour Health Center, Undergraduate
Student Government, and the State
College Police Department.
-- Ruth Brown
is State University
committee to look
use of narcotics by